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My mum used to let me play on my Sinclair spectrum 48k whenever I wanted to when I was a kid! but look what it did to me ....
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I have no problem with some Body hair on a woman as long as its only round the Bush! hairy bums on woman are a No No unless you get me thrashed on Jack Daniels first .....
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A couple more in the guts would of had Porky in the water
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Ooooooooooo f**k! I'm cringing thinking about it . it reminds me when my feet slipped off the peddles when I was a kid and I De-Knckereised myself for a few weeks ...... Just out of Interest as I have never tried or been shot by one! but what sort of FPS do they leave the Barrel at?
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Snipered big time! that'll teach him to move out in the open .....
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You're right mate . I know he's going to hate me for it! but its a case of being cruel to be kind I suppose. plus while he is doing his homework I can play on it .....
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You're right Simon playing with yourself can be a bit boring . but these Xbox 360 Live games are pretty good even for a wrinkly like me , mind you I am about 16 going on 42 in my head but its just the body these days thats letting me down.... I was watching my lad the other day with some other lads on his side from America and all over the place, they was fighting against some foreign speeking lads which I must admit seem to get a bit heated! I think the jist of it all is to accumilate as many kills as possible on this Death match and whoevers team does!! wins. if you can record 3 kills on
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I think a few of us lads on here should should get on line, swap gamer tag info and lets have some carnage . I'm pretty crap at it and expect to be dropped sharpish! but if there is any on liners out there who fancy a good old THL shoot em up lets rock n roll .... The game's my lad has available on line is: "Call Of Duty 4" "Halo 3" "Gears Of War". we could have a good crack sometime .... Jasper
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I think my missus would divorce me if I put them on . Kacks just ain't as comfortable as shorts!! lots more ball room in shorts with a bit more ventilation ....
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Halo series is another he blasts the night away on . I must admit even some people like myself who is supposed to be all grown up could get addicted to these! I've had a few blasts with him on two player mode on Live where you have to plant the Bomb in each others base before being taken out, I ended up with a sniper rifle and was shocked how realistic it was! I had to wait until my heart beat slowed down before taking a decent stable shot.... He's only 11 and plays a Electric Guitar like a demon! and likes the girls , but its only lately he has taken things to another level on his xbox an
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Missie you don't know what you're missing . I tend to pull mine up as far as the guset will stretch so they just over my belly button ....
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I'm sure there is some pretty hardend Gamers or whoever on the site which could hopefully help me out on this one. My lad if I let him will go on Xbox Live 24/7, at weekends he wakes up turns the console on and bang he'll be on it all day and all evening until finally we manage to get him off, Its now that bad he don't know what to do with himself when he's not on it. He now doesn't want to come out with me anymore or has the want to do anything else, in a way its me to blame for this because part of his birthday present was a years subscription to xbox live, plus who buys him all the games ..
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Woman with Moustaches, Hairy Legs, Hairy Armpits or Hairy Arseholes are a bit of a turn off . But Hey!! after a few drinks who knows ......
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Personaly I still like my old faithful passion killing Y fronts . Boy do I look hot in the white one's ....
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Personaly I think they can make one look a bit like they bat for the other side . also the wife hates them as she reckons they scratch they inside of her thighs ..... Jasper
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Cracking Pictures Moll . Terror looks the Business as usual ... Jasper
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If I'm not mistaken thats one decent pair if Speedo's you have on there Al .... Jasper
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Good to hear from you Will Hows it going mate? still loads of stress here as usual .... ATB Jasper
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Nice one Bonzo! very nice mate ..... Jasper
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I was like a pig in shit when both was Born! Ryan was born first in 95 which was a bit of a complicated birth. he was facing downwards and everytime the Monster rolled on her back I could here his little heart slowing down, the Nurses would then throw a panic and roll her over on her side again, finally they came in with this Big Hoover thing with what looked like a sink plunger on the end and attached it to his head and pulled him out, Boy was I beaming but worried because he never made a noise, but soon screamed when they started clearing out his airway , It was like a dream and boy was I bu
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when the Radioligist showed me what was causeing my discomfort I soon popped the lid and downed the lot :sick:...
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I had a scan sometime ago after going to a party and woke up feeling uncomfortable the next day! I've stayed away from coke bottles ever since ... Jasper
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Funny you should say that Kay!! Just looked in my missus bedside draw and found a 9" Black Mamber Dildo, a tube of K Y Jelly, a pair of Handcuffs and some Fishnet stockings , I bet you think I'm joking don't ya Jasper
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Caught out again Simon . I've had some quality knees ups at zimmer frame and Mobility scooter rallies, its got to be better than Bingo....
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Get her signed up on a Fogey dogging site! some good gent fogey's shagging her stupid might knacker her out a bit .....
