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any bird over a size 10 is a sumo .....
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seen a few Sumo Goshawkers in my time ! how the f**k they keep up with a Gos on the arse of a Game bird is beyond me, I should think by the time they arrive the birds had its fill and f****d off to the nearest tree for a snooze ....
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Its the right underside of my forearm Farlap when I put my arm up to hold her away, she's relentless in her attacks while I'm at the nest ledge, but I always double clutch all the pairs. this particular time she bound to my arm and kept pumping until she succeeded!! there is no mercy with this particular female when threatend, when on eggs she will defend it with her life.... Jasper
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This was one I had last season when taking the first clutch eggs from one of the pairs of Gos's. I went in there in full battle Dress and a Barbour wax jacket and she still managed to go through it all and hook her tallon through the skin at a angle until is poked out of the other side ... Beleive me that Hurt .... Jasper
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definitley a 20 .....
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I would have Gargled your piss Wilf when I was a lad with a offer like that its a offer of a lifetime for lad and one any true up and coming Hunter should be excepting .... Jasper
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DC ++ ....
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Well snoopdog and billybunter are driving to lurchergirls right now, maybe if your lucky, whoever gets there last might pop round yours instead! anything will do Trappa.... A woman would be nice but when I'm snoring away half asleep in my Gimp Leotard!! anything goes ......
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The only time these days I get woke up in the middle of the night by a woman! is when the missus shouts at me to "Shut the f**k up snoring" .... Jasper
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Top Bombing Bonzo!! Cracking pic's but the third one is very nice .... Jasper
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The Lyrics sound good to me!! I wish some bit of stuff would drive all night to wake me up and climb on top of me .....
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We went for a mooch the other week in a wood near West Acre. we walked for miles without seeing any Humans a houses just plenty of wildlife, the Wood was full of Munty's and Roe all over the place! the best bit was hitting "The Carpenters Arms" on the A47 on the way home for a nice smooth pint of Caffreys .... Jasper
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Fook! who ate all the pies .....
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simular to my day in the land of Tractors , went into Swaffham first! then chilled with a nice bottle of Red for the evening.... Jasper
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I thought you was packing up and going abroad Michael after finishing with Raptor Magic .....
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Many thanks guys . its a old Mitsubishi Diamond Pro 750 CRT, I would say its a good 5 year old now and used daily, I can't understand I switched the pc off as normal last night and all was ok! switched it on this morning and its Pink ... Just had a fiddle and found the Degauss but still no joy! I'm a tight git and hate the idea of spending money on a system I just flick on for emails and nothing else.... Jasper
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Switched on the pc this morning and the Monitor screen has gone a light Purpleish Pink , I have checked the connections and all seems fine. could this be the Graphics card or has the Monitor finally gone tits up? anyone know how I can test which may have gone? any help would be much apreciated.... Jasper
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My old 2.0S Capri was a 81 W reg and a real Fanny Magnet for its time, boy did my passenger seat get some hammer . Tennis Racket head rests, 4 branch manifold, Piper High lift cam, twin 40's carbs, slatted rear window, Breaking lights on the rear parcel shelf and furry dice , one problem is the back end was a bit light and would soon step out on corners, the other downer was the crap checked Interior.... I loved tweaking about with these old car's but its Impossible these days with the new Technoligy....
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was it your scooter that did it Nope it was the Black Capri 2.0S . and just being a smooth b*****d , I must have been doing something right couse she's still with me now .....
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she was one lucky chick when she bumped into me over 20 years ago Kay ....
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Na!! she's one lucky woman to pull me ... Jasper
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Ok here's a gennuine of my missus seeing everyone else is doing it! its krinkled because its out of my wallet.... Jasper
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ok here's my missus...
