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socks

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  1. I can't go in there Arron may be in there and will threaten me and call me nasty names ............
  2. So you are on here then ??? I was counting on your support to defend me from Arron ... I need two big lumps like you and Gnasher to keep me safe ...........
  3. I am so afraid I have lost all my masculinity ... I am a shell of my former self .............
  4. I can't he sounds really hard ...........
  5. Aha you have given me an idea ... I could go in disguise ..........
  6. Looking for a bit of help off you lads and lasses .... I try and attend one or two game fairs through the year as the missus enjoys the day out and its nice to see a falconry display or the hound parade etc .... But I fear I won't be able to go to any this year as Arron has threatened to beat me up if he sees me ... So would any of you good folk out there stand by me if Arron picks on me or have I got to miss the enjoyment of a day at the game fair this coming summer :cray: .............
  7. Arron as much as I would love to accommodate you I find no pleasure in inflicting pain on chubby teenagers ... AND besides you sound far to tough for me .............
  8. Catching rabbits in the rain don't be so silly my hair will go all fuzzy ...........
  9. Lol Arron my youngest girl would slap the fukc out of you ... Run along and play now there's a good boy .........
  10. He is a first cross but you definately wouldn't have seen his pics on the Internet the fella that owns him doesn't even have a computer .......
  11. Nope looks like he is still the dumbest ..........
  12. I think you would be hard pushed to beat a little pack of whippet cross staffies ........
  13. You won't know the fella that owns him he keeps himself to himself ... He is a collie grey ...........
  14. Dam the blue bitch ........ Sire ........
  15. Over three times that amount ......
  16. He is looking good mate ... Start them young the best way .......
  17. What utter shite. I agree butch what a load of bollox ..........
  18. Snatch his hand off .......
  19. I've survived pretty much unscathed on this site up until now ... But now I am fukced ..........
  20. My youngster smiles and chatters her teeth when she sees me she is so excited ... They all have their way of showing their pleasure ..........
  21. ...............multi gym for Christmas I think . Am I ever going to live that one down ??? Nope ........
  22. Fukcing hell you are spoilt ... She should have bought you some dumbells noodle arms ...... .............
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