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  1. Ben at that height and that weight I would say you are a lanky string of piss ..........
  2. Easily cured mate ... Get yourself down the chemist and ask for a tub of man the fukc up ............ I just got back from the chemist. They don't sell it. Was that some kind of wind-up like tartan paint? I think you can only buy it in Wales ..........
  3. Easily cured mate ... Get yourself down the chemist and ask for a tub of man the fukc up ............
  4. Chuck a splash of vegetable oil on the food every meal time and see if it makes a difference in a week or two ... Also add some tinned sardines a few times a week .........
  5. Fair play there are some proper thick fukcers on here ..........
  6. What are you feeding her on .........
  7. FFS and the antis say that hunters are cruel ... Them Asians are the sickest fukcs on the planet it would be bad enough just spending your life in that tiny cage but having your fur ripped out over and over again Jesus .........
  8. I have a few monarchs permanently set around my chicken enclosure and they catch regularly as long as they are freshly baited every few days .......
  9. Fukc me the bar man is massive to ... They must employ all the local fat b*****ds .........
  10. Well,it would have been rude not to .......
  11. Im gonna follow you to your B n B and tell her you said that, she wont be busy stuffing her face then, she`ll be too busy spitting in your breakie Fukc off they wouldn't allow the likes of you in my hostelry .........
  12. She did have a certain odour about her ........
  13. If as Cameron promises money is no object to combat the floods then why not spend a few fukcing thousand and issue the troops with wellies ... In every clip I see on the news of the troops stacking sand bags and helping people they are wearing normal combat boots ... So they must be working 8,10,12 hours a day with soaking wet feet ...........
  14. Now I don't mean your average overweight fella or bird walking past you when your having a sandwich ... But somebody really overweight who is serving you food ... I am away working away at the moment and when I went down for breakfast this morning the waitress a young girl who was huge came literally shuffling over to me and in between gasps and grunts asked me what I wanted for breakfast ... Order taken she shuffled off towards the kitchen ... I had a vision of her stood there waiting for my breakfast to be done and stuffing her face from the trays of sausages and bacon and scooping up beans
  15. socks

    Vegetables

    Parsnips especially honey glazed ........
  16. You sweaty socks are obviously jealous that you don't have the skills to produce an object of beauty for your loved ones ... You probably struggle to make porridge ........
  17. My missus treats me like a king ... I pretty much do what I want and go where I want ... I don't lift a finger in the house and she looks after me and the kids and caters for our every need ... I don't see it as a hardship to spend a few hours carving her a love spoon which she loves getting every year ... She will also get a nice card a bunch of flowers and I will take her for a nice meal on Friday night ... It the least I can do to let her know she is appreciated and loved ............
  18. The mother has been charged with manslaughter .......
  19. I carve my missus a love spoon or a heart shaped ornament of some sort every valentines day ........
  20. Strong looking parents and pups ... Good luck with the sale ....
  21. socks

    Replace Pasta

    Brown rice or whole meal bread .........
  22. As I said it looks good and has a purpous ... But I can use up to 6 or 7 fifty or hundered meter longnets at a time and I would struggle to fit that many rigid baskets in my truck .........
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