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  1. Never run down hill at full pelt with your hands in your pockets .........
  2. Worse than the biting insects was the fact that I was using my air rifle to shoot a rabbit that's plaguing the flower beds ... And there was a fox there that I squeaked in to about 10 meters and just sat there looking at me for a good thirty seconds ......... Was it dazzled by the vast expanse of palid lily-white flesh? Lol.....yeh I think there used to be a biceps where that arm is,,,,lol Piss off shreck ... You used to have abs where your belly is lol .........
  3. Worse than the biting insects was the fact that I was using my air rifle to shoot a rabbit that's plaguing the flower beds ... And there was a fox there that I squeaked in to about 10 meters and just sat there looking at me for a good thirty seconds ......... Was it dazzled by the vast expanse of palid lily-white flesh? Lol ... Well that arm will be a full hunting sleeve tattoo by Thursday afternoon ..........
  4. Worse than the biting insects was the fact that I was using my air rifle to shoot a rabbit that's plaguing the flower beds ... And there was a fox there that I squeaked in to about 10 meters and just sat there looking at me for a good thirty seconds .........
  5. You will always fall out with friends its human nature ... The trick is not to have a knee jerk reaction and go all fukcing silly about it ... Sit back look at all sides of what has been said or done and weigh up whether its worth losing a good mate over ..........
  6. Lol fukc off that was the flash ... I have a very healthy tan I will have you know ........
  7. I was a shooting job in a big private garden last night that has two big lakes ... I was eaten alive ..... I have bites like this pretty much all my body ........
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    Aircon

    were did you get that socks sounds handy iam driving tractors all day I got from aldi last year best £20 I ever spent ............
  9. Looks a very nice prospect for the coming season ........
  10. I can see your profile pic fine ... However I can't see my own ??? .... Edited to add I can see mine now ??? .......
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    Aircon

    I love my air con ... I also have a cover on my drivers seat that when you switch it on it blows cold air out ... Fukcing lovely .........
  12. Yep I work my dogs all year round as its what I do for a living ... It can be hard work on both dogs and man but you do have a quiet period now and again which gives you all a chance to recharge your batteries ...........
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    Father's Day

    Best Father's Day present EVER ..........
  14. socks

    G.o.t

    And the hound dead ... Or is he ??? .......
  15. My butcher is a good mate of mine and he makes me gluten free sausages ... It's the bread pasties and pies I miss though lol ........
  16. Maybe he keeps coming back to you for a reason mate ... Fate is a strange thing .........
  17. For me it was bread as bosun said Making yourself a real nice sandwich with whatever you fancy .. Try an apple and sugar sandwich you will be pleasantly surprised .... bread and butter with a curry ... Bread soaked in the left over gravy after a Sunday roast ... Fried bread ... Toasties .... Toasted sandwiches ... Just plain old bread and butter on its own ..... Sadly it's all gone for me now as I have just discovered I am gluten intolerant ..........
  18. Duramitex is the kiddie ..........
  19. I wouldn't be if I was you lord Farquhar and shreck are a dodgy pair ........
  20. That bald patch means that there is no hair on that particular bit of skin ..........
  21. Hooray that's made my Father's Day ...........
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