I re-read my original posting, up there, and I realise it could've come across a little wrong, as it's heavy on the bullshit.
For everyone here, posting their experiences, I'm not suggesting you're bullshitting anyone. I believe that you sincerely experienced what you say you experienced.
However without anything other than an anecdotal account I cannot believe it is, what you believe it is.
Apologies, ladies and gents, for confusion.