A paki and an englishmen were driving head on one night and their cars collided. To their amazement neither is hurt but both cars are destroyed.In celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside from that moment onand the englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky.He hands it to the paki who exclaims,"may the english and pakistanis live together in peace and harmony " and then gulps down half the bottle,He goes to hand the bottle to the englishman who replies ,"no thanks you paki c**t..i'll just wait till the police get here "!