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  1. Was wondering when you would pop in mucker. lol im still stuffing me face as usual, what about shallow fried sprats
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    I am in the minority,i have a licence,but I like to follow the letter of the law Might'nt renew it at Christmas when its due,thats what I get for giving my address at Tesco when I bought a new telly,they pass on your details,always give a falsie
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    I started laughing reading this and thought "f**k me,thats brutal"
  4. I used to see max Clifford all the time,he had breakfast most mornings in a café just off the high street in weybridge,i once saw him getting shouted at by some lads in a builder van as he crossed the road in his tennis gear oddly enough I haven't seen him for a while
  5. Been to a few of the locations the movie was shot at,if you visit honkers nowadays theres a bronze statue of bruce lee in TST you always get tourists striking the pose in front of it to be photographed.
  6. To be fair all those students who voted twice might have been students of the dianne abbot school of maths where 1 vote is 1+1=ummmm ???
  7. Used to get 20 pence a bunny years ago in caithness
  8. Half a billion dollars worth fo sales in Colorado.... Colorado has hit a milestone with over half a billion in marijuana revenue. The state legalized adult use marijuana and sales began on January 1, 2014 and a myriad of taxes has led to this huge windfall for the state. The Colorado Department of Revenue also reported that combined medical and recreational marijuana sales in the month of May were $127.7 million – making this the twelfth month in a row in which sales have gone over $100 million. Since the beginning of the year, the industry has delivered $620 million in sales with $95 mil
  9. Its even harder when it's covered in feacal matter, lol. No mate,that would be self adhesive,just sticking there the user would be a right shitty-lugs
  10. Sorry to hear that Dan,hope she recovers fully,i was in a deer park yesterday near Hampton Court and saw posters up warning of ticks and Lyme disease.
  11. Must be true,she isnt one to make a mistake at maths
  12. But Corbyn WON or so he thinks
  13. Loads of cubs round at the moment,seen one squashed last week and a couple on the edge of a playing field.Always see fox at the local allotments in daylight.
  14. He is totally bald now and a buddhist down in the west country so I heard?
  15. Olly murs might have had a fast-track pass at TP?i was on star-ferry once going from central to TST and goldie horn and kurt Russell we sitting 2 rows in front.
  16. Just been out for a nice lunch,went to a thai restaurant at the side of Kingston bridge right on the river,great meal,anyway did a bit of shopping and bumped into nasty nick cotton (john altman) I chatted to him before in a bookstore in Kingston,what a nice guy,had a little chat with him today and he had a selfie taken with my mate,very nice bloke totally different to his screen persona,i was also in Twickenham a few months ago in an Italian restaurant and the kids TV presenter andy peters came in,have you met anyone or spotted anyone lately?
  17. Living the American dream,small wonder its called land of the free with all that space I understand why you left the UK waz with that as your back garden,i was in france earlier this year and stayed with a guy who sold a 3-bed semi in Manchester and bought a 68 acre farm with the cash
  18. The blurb for the fly says the big selling point is the voice changing facility, in reality we all know the biggest selling point is the ease of fitting up your clacker while in clink..... They are tiny,comparison with a reusable lighter and GoPro. Perfect up the bum phone I had a friend come out of prison last year,fraud case,i think if I remember correctly a member of prison staff was paid a grand to take an I-Phone 5 in for him and some stuff for someone else,he wanted the I-phone 5 to keep up to speed on facebook
  19. The blurb for the fly says the big selling point is the voice changing facility, in reality we all know the biggest selling point is the ease of fitting up your clacker while in clink..... They are tiny,comparison with a reusable lighter and GoPro.
  20. In the news today,someone spotted and photographed this cryptid in Scotland.
  21. I was given an I-phone 7 in January,took it out the box,had a look at the camera,gave it to my son he was stuck on it constant while on holiday,FFS he even looked at it on a hot-air balloon ride todays tech-savvy kids are all well and good but but who needs social media 24/7 I said before on here if the government proposed implanting a chip in your kid,so they could be tracked from cradle to grave,their hobbies,spending,interests and all personal data stored on a governmental data-collection system then people would kick off,yet your smart phone tracks where you have been,what you were doin
  22. Yep, cheap as chips Nokia for me since my IPhone died.........those zanco's look right up my street, I hate carrying phones around, the smaller the better :-)The smaller they are the easier they are to lose though surely? Had this one for ages,keep it in my jacket as a spare,havent lost it yet
  23. Cyril Chauquet went to morocco a few times in fishing adventurer and caught nothing of note,i hope ali and co go to LOS for monsters
  24. They just fished outside Marrakech and said they had been working with local guides for several months so I assume they meant scouting and pre-baiting?Still caught nowt but tiddlers.
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