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    Shocking... In ma hood too! Better keep the big dog locked up......
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    Excellent work..... Whats the purpose of the shape of the blade like it is?
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ez3ra8F4KQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ez3ra8F4KQ
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    Why Im taking the piss outta Fife I dont know, .... both my grandparents and father were born in Kirkcaldy I spose because its easy
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    nope............But I'm running out fast!!
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    A Fife couple were having difficulty surviving financially (nothing strange there then) so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular carpark near Cupar and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems. A gentlemen pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. The husband told her to tell the client £50. She went back and informed the client at which he cried "That was too much!"
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    Whats eight miles long and has an IQ of 40????? The Giro queue at Methil post office.....
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    What.s the definition of A Fife Virgin???? A girl who can run faster than her father and all of her brothers....
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    This one came over the bridge recently as well, wasn't held up in the road works, apparently the cones have been knicked. How can you tell when a Fifer has been in your garden????? Because your bin's empty........ and your dog is pregnant!!
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    you have seen him mate,you know what i mean by being over friendly.ill keep all the advice in mind lads,but i think it was a submissive gesture,cause like i said ive never owned such a friendly dog,but yes im defo nipping the jumping on visitors on the bud.its a pet hate of mine when i go into other peoples houses and thier dogs jump up on me. I have met him, and I thought he was lovely.... I like friendly dogs my self...
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    THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. she never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding
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    Depends what your using it for mate. I have a few 300 lumen cree headlights, theyre handy wee numbers but they wouldn't have much power if you were looking to lamp rabbits for example, except in small fields. This thing lights up objects at 200m ....no problem...
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    I must admit I've spotted a couple of spelling mistakes in the first line 'its' is spelled itz... other wise....I agree!!
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    would rather discuss thatn argue, however does this address the issue with barred teeth with the dog......In my mind it only addresses the over excitement issue with the animal...?? Two separate issues in my mind.. Agree, one was the cause of the other though?
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    If this is a repeat of what has already been mentioned, sorry, Ive not read all replies. However, I bout an AP products 200 lumen Torch from B and Q on Saturday, its a 3 c cell torch, very tactile, and has a focusable beam and two power levels... £30 and in my mind excellent...and with a viable warranty.. Very happy with it...
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    Sharks!!

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    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark, and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better wi
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    I must admit Scot, you know me, Im calm as out with ma dogs, but Id of scruffed him as a minimum, to remind him of his position.... had that before in an animal..
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    cool good size of dugs... I take it the yapper is a young 'un?
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    Wasnae mine Gnash..I wish it was... It was in Octopussy, Bond stole it from a women using a phone box.... "Du hast meine auto gestohlen"
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    Mmmmmm Thats the semi back again....
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    Corrado would feature pretty highly on ma list.... I had some nice cars in the 90's just about every vauxhall sports varient that was going, Astra gte, gsi, sri, sxi, nova sri, cavalier sri, I think even ma vectra squeezed in on a 97 plate.. I used to love all the early hot hatches... and followed Vauhall rally team like a rash.. lol Had Alfa ROmeos too, Alfa sud 1.5 green cloverleaf, was cool, had to carry gaffer tape around to keep it together. Also had an Alfetta 2.0 l saloon....now that was a beast... I wanted a Alfa GTV, I still get a semi on when I see one.. And
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    Its a lovely morning......... have a nice day!!
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    Job done!!
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