A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She
Tib, Tibby, Tibster.......Collie/saluki/grey(Dam) x Beddie (sire) she likes feretting, but lamping is her sport.
Bess (cammo Dug) is the ferreting queen..
Me, Mr Adventure, Bess, Tibb, and Shaddow, were out for hour today.....
in summary, Bess caught the only bolted rabbit of the day
and gave it to Tib.... This thread is worthless without pics........
I have for sale a single barrel Baikal shotgun for £35.
Located in Dundee, But I am up and down the country all the time, I may be able to deliver.
May also consider swap with Air Pistol, decent knife, working air rifle , .410 shot gun for the kids?
or may me a swap offer...
face to face only, certificate holders only.
regards matt
Del, tell him to join BASC, ring the Firearms department, ask for their opinion. If they say he is entitled to apply,. then they will ring on his behalf. If they tell him to forget it...............forget it. But make sure he tells them the whole story.
Mal, she called in for a few eye of toads, and tongue of newts with the wife.. She should have some new spells to take home with her!!
We were shooting at the time, she was lucky it was Rich that had the gun, or we'd have had a bigger hole to dig!! Damage was limited to a few bruised bristles in the Nimbus 2000.
Bess's ears work exactly like radar dishes for sure.. She can predict exactly what hole the rabbit is going to bolt from ..
I did start a dig yesterday, i will post the photos when my mate downloads them. It is not too bad to be honest. It tends to hold up quite well.
The older lad is my mates younger brother, The young lad with my dogs is my son Ben, who had his patience tested today..But he'll be back out..
Most people think I am a 39 year old white man who lives in Dundee.......... called Matt.....
My name is actually Clarence, I am a gay , black, homeless, one legged monkey trainer from Nigeria.......
My secret is that I actually keep my loose change down my pants , so the other homeless one legged monkey trainers cant find it............ it gets a bit uncomfortable at times though...... Especially in the cold..
Both good looking dogs Brim....
Good when the old ones still have a bit of enthusiasm.
Weve got an old Collie grey that comes out occasionally to mark for us, and she still runs a few,,,,,, Aches the next day though,....
We had high expectations for today. So we set of early, making the most of the change in clocks, we met at 8.00 and set off immediately for the ground.
Arriving, we chose an area that required specific attention, as they are very visible to the customer.
Today was a numbers day.... so there was no messing around, even the junior members of the team were on best behaviour from the off..
We crept about on tip toe, and got he 30 or so nets out as quickly and quietly as possible.. Then, left it alone for 1/2 hour whilst we netted up another warren complex.
We then entered t