Fell out the other night there, I slept on the couch, thought I'd be nice put the dishes in the dish washer, next thing her head appears round the door, "what's all the noise?!?" Now I'm putting dishes in washer there's an element of noise but nothing abnormal, she got "like your the f***ing silent stealth ninja of putting the dishes in the f***ing dishwasher are ye? OOOOT!!" So she did and I flicked the snib on behind her, she appeared at the back door not happy as she'd stood on a dog shit or other, and then f****d off up to bed and I couldn't be arsed getting my head nipped so I just slept