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Simoman

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  1. Try a collar with a small leather toggle and steel clip, get him used to it...........or explain that this behaviour is unacceptable
  2. I went on Saturday to get the kids out and they loved it because of all the rides££££££££££££, I thought it was ok and better than watching tele but no great shakes.......Nice to meet up with a few members, found three of them hanging aroung a cauldren near the camp site
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    pm's

    Roybo, read Ianb's threads titled spam.............
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    SPAM

    Ian, you are the man, although i have no idea what any of that means I'll call you tonight mate, please stop sending me thoise photos of you and your "special friends" when your drunk............
  5. Nice one Simoman. I hope this thread hasn't been taken in the wrong way by anybody. My intention wasn't to offend anyone- mods or the younger guys. Not at all, we need help from the members to monitor whats going on, its a big forum
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    winkhound

    Sorry wink, just lost interest as the I don't like rough coated Plummers, any with a full cape?
  7. No timing belt its a chain, ensure you service it regularly............
  8. A fellow mod is keeping an eye on this section and anymore stupidity will see warning levels and three day bans enorced.............for starters.............
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    winkhound

    This certainly isn't the first time you have heard this but your "inbox" is full
  10. I had a go on the bucking bronco and lasted a pathetic 11 seconds.............
  11. All the ones I've seen would jack on a chav............
  12. I have a cluson and a blitz and they are ike night and day, blitz everytime...........
  13. Location or by post? Its a good book......
  14. Might Be worth having a look........ Simo........... you know where close to you!! Yep, thats the first place I thought of, I going close to there this afternoon so i'll have a nose
  15. Gutted for you Paul, as you know I'm only down the road from you and i'll keep my eyes open...............
  16. My wife used to live in Austraila and always said the cattle dogs in this country were very different in looks and temperament to the Ozzy dogs...............
  17. Sexually active with corpses.....

  18. Sticks together his bird wings with his homemade "bird lime".......

  19. Wears leather and "sorts himself out" online at premium rates.....

  20. Anally receptive......

  21. Very nice, how much did it set you back if you don't mind me asking?
  22. Would you be interested in doing a swap for a 2006 06' vauxhall combo, 40k,with a seat conversion and the back caged off and rubber lined for the mutts?? Thanks for the offer matey but i'm selling and picking up an estate...........
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