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Simoman

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  1. its sprays under the chin not down its nose.theirs also scent free which i used.its the noise not the smell that puts them off. Either way there shite..............
  2. Forget spray and forget frequencey based collars, get an electric one, Citronella collars are deemed more "humane", whats better, a quick shock or citronella spoaryed up your primary sense?
  3. Yes funny you should mention it, me and my mate pulled up next to a couple of pre-pubescent transvestites and I tried to steal their wallet/purse and phone but the pair of mincers held hands and skipped off down a back alley singing mama mia.................hang on i've just realised it was you
  4. Dogs being possesive over there catch is one thing but your dog doesn't appear to know its place in the grand scheme of things. Using the electric collar to correct this behaviour is totally the wrong tool for the job, YOU need to give a physical correction that ensures the dog realises this is totally unacceptable..........
  5. A kind and genuine offer and I sincerely wish your dad the best of luck in his fight...........
  6. What does that mean sue?
  7. wrong simoman that would be a 3/16th bul 3/16th weaton and 10/16th greyhound Smart arse, you know what I meant
  8. If your happy with your dog and it does what YOU want it to then your all winners
  9. I'll pm you Carol Vodermans number
  10. Ah, now example time, a 3/8th 5/8th bull greyhound mated to a 3/8th 5/8th wheaton greyhound would produce...3/8th Bull. 3/8th Wheaton and 10/16th greyhound
  11. Have a look at the pinned topic by tote, perhaps his friend can help.
  12. Nowhere near as good as a shovel I'll move this to the terrier section.
  13. Its all about the math, i love a good sum
  14. Pray its not the fuel pump, just replaced mine on the Navara, a few quid shy of £1,400...........
  15. Yes I have heard the English reds grow a great deal bigger than there northern relatives and you would imagine Scottish reds have a harder time than English deer, nice stag byron................
  16. Simoman

    whisky

    The time is judged on how long the whiskey is in the barrel and it doesn't mature whilst in the bottle snoop........
  17. Urinate around the poultry pen, it wont keep the fox out but it will make your bladder feel better............
  18. Simoman

    winkhound

    I think its a southern thing Selwyn, although wink does like to see men in their "smalls".........
  19. Was asked to make a guest appearence in an episode of the Simpsons as Barts cousin....Homer Sexual

  20. Best of luck, like the brindle pup.
  21. Simoman

    winkhound

    Wink has a very comfy bed, the matress was stuffed with red rosettes..........Wink have you been trenching on with those posh horsey girls?
  22. Look healthy, what breeding?
  23. Dents turds lol....

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