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  1. Simoman
    I can give and receive Sarah
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    Sarah, will you take me on the hill with a whacker
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    Yeah they deserve our jobs, and while we're pushing them to the front of the que, lets all bend over and let them f**ck us while we apologise repeatedly for winning the war, inventing just about everything of any worth, and showing the known world how to behave in a decent manner. Your attitude is typical of the self flagulating left wing apologists. stand up and be proud to be british. salt of the earth and the best people in the world. Eh We won the war but I don't think that was the point Proud to be British, yes certainly and I'm not apologising for anything, I just don't fee
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    Wink hound

    Simoman replied to Simoman's topic in General Talk

    Well what is it tonight winky as your birthday treat, Pimms and canopies on the lawn with Rupert, Wills and Tarquin?
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    The problem lies with EU legislation and politicians who have opened the doors to Britain, you can't blame people for taking advantage of that. Just watch any daytime tv programme like the god awful Jeremy Kyle and you will see enough British born and bred wasters who will spend their lives sponging off society and seeing what they can squeeze from us for free without ever getting off their fat arses and trying to work........... Personally I look at a persons character and actions rather than where there from..........................
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    His profile says Swadlincote, it may be his friends selling the pups in the Congo
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    have they got the papers with them mate Its states KC registered Please put a location in the add.............
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    My most memorable shot was a pigeon at around 40 yards, it was on a barn and I fired and thought I had missed as it flew off but when i returned to the truck the bird had flown 100 yards and died not 10 feet from the truck..................
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    I hate Poles, I hate foreigners, I hate life, I hate my small weiner, blah, blah, blah my knuckles are sore from dragging on the floor. I've seen good and bad in many nationalities, we have many Polish workers working the land in Lincolnshire because the pay is generally low and the locals don't fancy the work and they seem decent people in general....................
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    Hans Christian Anderson, Enid Blyton and Aesop all rolled into one, what a crock.................
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    Stunning looking bitch
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    Wink hound

    Simoman replied to Simoman's topic in General Talk

    Vixen, you know him well and should know he likes those posh folk on horseback who drink Pimms
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    Wink hound

    Simoman replied to Simoman's topic in General Talk

    Only a boy yet ..or is he ...Don't know you but HB mate Wink is young, rugged and an excellent quad rider, although he shows no respect for passengers.................. Happy birthday you homo .....He kept rubbing himself up against me on the quad but I had to have a word in his lug ....you might get away with that with simoman,wilf and shay but Im not that type Trouble is Moo he loved the nudge from "little Simon" in the small of his back He showed me no respect though, not only did I have a slight tumble trying to get on as eagle eyes was keen to be away but I also had
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    I think I have soiled myself I have laughed so much MFJ (who ever you are ), you deserve a knighthood..........
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    Wink hound

    Simoman replied to Simoman's topic in General Talk

    Only a boy yet ..or is he ...Don't know you but HB mate Wink is young, rugged and an excellent quad rider, although he shows no respect for passengers..................
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    Pure quality MFJ, Will you match your dog against my old terrier on the fens, the winner will leave the internet for ever and we can also have a fight on the fens with pugel sticks in leather thongs? I'm confused, are you saying LDR and Tomo Cheated :11:
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    Wink hound

    Simoman posted a topic in General Talk

    Wow 43 today you don't look a day over 18, I think its all the moisturising cream and man products you use.
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    Yes, Ian loves to Jizz on Fizz........

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    Is the hat guarenteed?
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    i dont recon your mark , i dont know what it is but it dont seem right, this is someone else signed on as mark to stir up more trouble. Definately the best post I have read on the forum, please, please tell me you are kidding or I will loose all faith in mankinds future
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    Surely even MFJ would show Cammo man some respect?
  22. Simoman
    YEH I THOUGHT YOU MODS WOULD HAVE PLENTY TO SAY AND WILF, HE OWNS THE SITE, I KNOW IT FOR A FACT. AND THAT MILLET. HE GAVE ALL MY PM'S TO THE SPECIAL BRANCH. THEY HAD PHOTOGRAPHS OFF ME AND THEY COULD HAVE ONLY GOT TTHEM HANDED IN MY THE MODS OFF HERE. I HATE THIS SITE. ITS POO POO. YOU LOT NEED TO GROW UP. THIS IS A SITE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT AS RICH AS ME. I HAVE JUST REGISTERED MY OWN HUNTIN SITE "THE MODEST HUNTING MAN". ITS ROUGHLY BASED ON ME AND MY OWN PERSONAL MANTRA OF MODESTY AND NEVER TELLING LIES. YOU LOT CAN GET LOST IF YOU THINK YOUR JOINING AS ITS FOR ME AND MY MATE ONLY. JU
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    Wilf, weren't you banned from birthday parties after the unsavoury incident involving Ronald McDonald and a quarter pounder?
  24. Simoman
    Well, I admire your honesty, modesty and I like your thread in the classifieds selling your hat...is the location in there?
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    Felches with live rodents

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