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  1. Simoman
    Now your talking
  2. Simoman
    PRE BAN of course lol Carefull ffs, you forgot the :whistling: :whistling: to cover your back.... I'd be thinking lamping deer has ALWAYS been illegal and you are dropping yourself deeper and deeper in the brown stuff lad.....
  3. Simoman
    Thats a username, not a signature, you ain't that cool then............And i'd love to meet up, you could regale me with stories.....sorry i mean singular, the story of you dog NOT taking a deer
  4. Simoman
    You have inspired me, im going to change my signature with fcuktheban and other generic lines..............
  5. Simoman
    The really really hard lads have that as there signature and get rid of pre-ban :whistling: :whistling: ...........God i admire you
  6. Simoman
    You need to put pre-ban before your :whistling: :whistling: otherwise your code may be cracked by the enigma machine......
  7. Simoman
    Hello occifer, please investigate me as i like to talk about performing acts that contravine the hunting act, it makes me feel special hoping folk i dont know.............or will ever meet sat behind a computer think im cool and special and its definately worth risking everything for :thumbdown:
  8. Simoman
    Once upon a time i seen this happen with a 14 month old Lab and it grabbed it and held it right round the neck............... THE END.. Was this pre-ban? :whistling: :whistling: (see did it again ) second thoughts this story sounds more far fetched than jo54 having 3 GCSE's........... Its clearly a fairy tale. Theres no pre-ban in fiction...... But in reality i'd still bet 1 million pound it happened.... I believe you, but i'd also bet an extra million it couldn't happen again
  9. Simoman
    Well pre-ban :whistling: :whistling: (works everytime ) im glad you sorted it, but i must say that its hard to be pre-ban :whistling: :whistling: (feck me they are baffled ) if the dog is 1 year old and the act started 6 years ago pmsl.....
  10. Simoman
    Once upon a time i seen this happen with a 14 month old Lab and it grabbed it and held it right round the neck............... THE END.. Was this pre-ban? :whistling: :whistling: (see did it again ) second thoughts this story sounds more far fetched than jo54 having 3 GCSE's...........
  11. Simoman
    :whistling: :whistling: The international emoticon that when placed after the words "preban" baffles, bewilders and downright confuses anyone reading the sentence.......... Well pre-ban :whistling: :whistling: (see how it works ) i would say your dog was just showing inexperience, but of course im sure you sorted the problem as of course its pre-ban :whistling: :whistling: (see how i did it again )............
  12. Simoman
    Well i would say that the dog just showed inexperience but its all irrelavent now as its illegal did i use enough of these emoticons to make you know its pre ban nudge nudge wink wink
  13. Simoman
    I let wilf shit in my loo
  14. Simoman

    Has huge wedding vegetables

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      unfortunately the meat is a fraction the size of the veg!

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      I have the tackle only John Holmes could compete with.....

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Fishing tackle, maybe.. lol

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  15. Simoman
    Did that dog eat a lurcher?
  16. Simoman
    As an objective outsider i'd say the biggest derby in Britain in Glasgow/Celtic imo
  17. Simoman
    A good book written by a real gent, todays lurcher "men" could learn a lot from his thoughts...........
  18. Simoman
    Two teams no f****r cares about lol, it has Derby appeal to litererally hundreds lol
  19. Simoman
    I honestly worry about the inteligence of many members "mates" reading recent threads where members "mates" appear to be thick as f**k........ aint you got any thick mates Yes stig, but doesn't mean i would dignify their dumbass questions by posting them on a forum some folk always find a thick mate -- when they need a answer :whistling:
  20. Simoman
    I honestly worry about the inteligence of many members "mates" reading recent threads where members "mates" appear to be thick as f**k........ aint you got any thick mates Yes stig, but doesn't mean i would dignify their dumbass questions by posting them on a forum
  21. Simoman
    I honestly worry about the inteligence of many members "mates" reading recent threads where members "mates" appear to be thick as f**k........
  22. Simoman

    Its peanut butter jelly time

    1. Lab

      Lab

      You should visit a pub in Glasgow and say that.....lol

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Been there many a time, had relatives living on the crow road and in Greenock. The folk in there know not to mess with English folk lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      pmsl....i bet your voice was going right through them....lol

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  23. Simoman
    pup
  24. Simoman
    Shame is 99% of litters shouldn't be bred in my opinion for various reasons, and that includes 99% of them on here too...........
  25. Simoman
    I think all the Seagal type stuff should be left for Hollywood, if you were to put into practice half these flights of fancy you wouldn't see your dogs again, not because they are stolen but you would be serving a 10 stretch...........Its one thing catching a thief red handed and giving them a decent slap in fear for your family and property, but to plan offensive weapons and traps is just showing a pre meditation and signing your own jail time cert...........
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