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Simoman

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  1. If the fellas a wrong un post your proof, otherwise this thread will get deleted............
  2. Gutsy little blighters, funnily enough i was looked at weasels on you tube yesterday and found this.
  3. Im made from piano wire and catgut with the face of a god, as any female member who knows me will testify............
  4. PMSL............... Simo......did your mobile maybe cradle in the big fat arse print on the bonnet?........... Fat!!!!!! Can tell you have never met me, i chiselled from granite ffs......................
  5. Officially the gayest post on the thread, Armageddon ffs, Mal, do me a favour, stick your hand down your boxers and see if you have a pair I was proper pissed off with myself at the time.. Bet you were blubbing all over you salted popcorn whilst children and old ladies pointed and laughed I was watching it at a mates house with his dad who'd had a stroke. Honestly didn't know where the tears were coming from! From your oestrogen you nancy
  6. Father of the bride had me with tears in my eyes, but they were tears of rage that I had spent money going to see it, i was ready to throttle somebody.........Same with Amercian Physco, they had Linciolnshire physco after i paid money to see that shit, i was ready to attack the pick and mix stall in a strop
  7. Officially the gayest post on the thread, Armageddon ffs, Mal, do me a favour, stick your hand down your boxers and see if you have a pair I was proper pissed off with myself at the time.. Bet you were blubbing all over you salted popcorn whilst children and old ladies pointed and laughed
  8. Banned for the entire qualifying group, personally i'd like to see the fat troll not picked or taken........
  9. Officially the gayest post on the thread, Armageddon ffs, Mal, do me a favour, stick your hand down your boxers and see if you have a pair
  10. I made such a fool of myself in the cinema watching that film, i was sobbing so loud everyone was laughing at me No matter how many times i watch it i still cry at ...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNI4fej72gw&feature=related Von without those gorilla poachers we wouldn't be able to use their paws as ashtrays...............
  11. Needs more kip

    1. Simoman
    2. Lab

      Lab

      I dont think Dracula would cry like a little bitch at Saving Private Ryan....:-)

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Dracula has feelings too

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  12. Schindlers list was a great film but after watching it i felt like jumping under a bus............Saving Private Ryan always brings a little lump to the old throat..........
  13. i now wer your cumming from mate but wat would you do in his shoes? if they wer trying to steel my dog i would do wat ever i had to to make sure they did not get them. prison sentens is the least of your worries <myne any way> [bANNED TEXT] two scum bags are trying to steel your animals atb fm My comments weren't aimed at jigsaw as he isn't being drawn into such nonsense, it was aimed at the folk who were going all macho. Prison sentence, f**k that when i have a family so no i wouldn't "chop there legs off", "shoot them" or any other silly such talk, i would try and ensure my ke
  14. Is that from the southern posh young man His Russells are quality
  15. Not a "real" lurcher though is it Brian, it has bull blood........... should i put it down simmoman You hang in there lad, just read on another thread Brian doesn't think bull lurchers are in fact lurcheers, so if you can soldier on you try lad...........
  16. Contact strong stuuf, best slips i have owned and the fella is straight as a die when dealing with......................ands he has a tender touch and soft lips..............
  17. Not a "real" lurcher though is it Brian, it has bull blood...........
  18. it was probably stuck in the recess of your fat ass simo I know you liked looking at my ass at EDRD, mainly because you are a short arsed ginger jock with homosexual fantasies........................thats just a quick observation...................
  19. Must admit i wouldn't put photos of my kids on here.................
  20. Was out last boxing day following the hunt with stabba/jeppi/hedz and a couple of other lads and i did a starsky and hutch style roll over the bonnet of hedz fourtrak, later in the day we pulled over to chat and hedz pointed out a mobile on his bonnet, it had fallen out my pocket hours before, so i believe you
  21. Its full of folk who you would cross the road to avoid and count your fingers after shaking their hand, BUT it also contains some of the finest folk im proud to call friends who would do anything for you and vice versa...................
  22. Best of luck with the pups mate, hope they do everything you want Does Greg work them at all anymore though or are they just show dogs? He had lots of russells and borders when i used to go there in the mid 90's but i heard he had stopped terrierwork...........
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