Paddy says to his Pa . "For fecks sake Pa, you were right. Once you get married they dont want to feckin know about sex"
Pa - "Have you tried wooing her or being spontaneous"
Paddy - "Be jeesus of course, Ive tried allsorts. Ive tried it on in the backseat of the taxi, Ive tried it on in the toilets, Ive tried fingering her while we have dinner but she just says "later" "
Pa - "Like i said son, once your married they dont want to feckin know. Anyway, we'll finish this conversation later. Your wanted on the top table, its nearly time for the speeches"