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dytkos

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  1. Pics or it didn't happen. Cheers, D.
  2. Weekend coming, me, Mrs and dogs in a log cabin in the woods with a hot tub, bar, food delivery service and Sky Sports. Will do me ? Cheers, D.
  3. I've had several different makes with the top straps, all have bust one way or another. Cheers, D.
  4. dytkos

    Hard water...

    He was working in Saudi, me and my mate used to go down and stay there a few weekends a season to "air" the house. He did have sugar cubes and drove an Austin Allegro Vanden Plas (Google it lol) dogs had to sleep in the van and he was the first person we knew who had a bidet ( you might need to Google that as well) ? Had 2000 acres of coursing on the strength of him introducing me and my ex to farmers in the local. Cheers, D.
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    Hard water...

    He was quite posh mate, tea pot and leaves lol Cheers, D.
  6. Great to see your looking positive Keith, I am sure there's lads nearish to you will sort the fence problem. Onwards and upwards ? Cheers, D.
  7. dytkos

    Hard water...

    When we were coursing we used to stay at the Ex wife's uncles near Lincoln quite a bit, was the same there, tea used to taste fecking disgusting. Cheers, D.
  8. Crimewatch:48 year old Javed Ali was brutally stabbed and after 2 weeks lying in a coma his family made the agonising decision to shut the shop and go visit him Cheers, D.
  9. Just phoned the wife. "I'm just about to finish work babe, do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?" She immediately hung up on me. Mind you, I think she's still bitter and probably regrets letting me name the twins. Cheers, D.
  10. Me and the wife have just been to the cinema to see that film Suffragette. Two hours of a woman's struggle........full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration. Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car in the cinema car park we rushed in and caught the credits... Cheers, D.
  11. The inventor of the USB stick has died At his funeral they gently lowered the coffin, then pulled it back up, turned it the other way, then lowered it again. Cheers, D.
  12. I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt wagon last night. "You dozy f***ing twat" I shouted, through gritted teeth. Cheers, D.
  13. David Beckham gets into a taxi... "Heathrow Airport please driver" he says. After few minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue... "Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England.... "Driver says "No you thick c**t, what terminal?".. Cheers, D.
  14. Always reminds me of an old mate who's gone on. This was his song R.I.P. Johnny Booth. Cheers, D.
  15. dytkos

    The Election

    No, I'm into it ? Cheers, D.
  16. That hedgehog program on TV says we're down to a million of them in Britain.I posted on Bryan Mays Twitter account that the Badgers he's saving eat them all. No response lol. Cheers, D.
  17. dytkos

    The Election

    Could be, can't look now, Strictlys on ? Cheers, D.
  18. dytkos

    The Election

    Soz mate, I got the cheapest Sky package (entertainment?) And I can get it, can't mind the Channel though? ? Cheers, D.
  19. dytkos

    The Election

    It's on one of the cheap Sky channels Cheers, D.
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