Jump to content

dytkos

Donator
  • Content Count

    16,644
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    22

Everything posted by dytkos

  1. Cornish foreplay = "Awake are ya?" Cheers, D.
  2. Deepest sympathy Keith, words can't do it I know that you did all you could to help her through the suffering. R.I.P. Ruthy D.
  3. ATB with the health mate, I've just had a cancer scare but after scans, tests etc the result is that one of my lungs is f****d due to trauma, hit a wooden beam like a sack of shit whilst at one of those trampoline places with the grandkids ffs. Cheers, D.
  4. My Peugeot Partner van gets a full service every year or 12,000 miles but the guy who services it says it should have an oil and filter change every 6,000 miles. He's not touting for work as I get it done at cost price . Cheers, D.
  5. Cheers, D. Come to Riyadh they said, shoplifting is easy they said.
  6. Me neither, take it to work and have check here and there, red is fine but as soon as the white goes on, difficult to see anything at the end of the beam. Cheers, D.
  7. Exactly the same here. Got a led one, the red is ok but I can't get on with the white. Cheers, D.
  8. Don't tell him they are "value" reels, he'll bin them ? Tackle Tart. Cheers, D.
  9. I've seen a dog trying to mount a roe deer, not one of mine thankfully. Cheers, D.
  10. R.I.P. your bitch, died doing what she was bred for. Sad for you. D.
  11. There big boys mate, let them play, only shows themselves up. And it's entertaining ? Cheers, D.
  12. No you haven't, can tell it's eating at you Cheers, D.
  13. Jim (Haymin) is from Arbroath, it's a 36 hour journey for him. ? Cheers, D.
  14. Had an R reg marina van, first time round lol, 76 I think, it was a few years old when I got it? Cheers, D.
  15. You couldn't hack it mate, we'd drink, smoke and banter you under the table, before Friday nights prayer meeting. Cheers, D.
  16. Used to buy the Telegraph for the crossword but ain't got time anymore, can't beat a good shit with the paper tbh ? Cheers, D.
  17. Max, your making yourself look a prat, wind your neck in ffs. Cheers, D.
×
×
  • Create New...