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dytkos

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  1. Have you been self isolating from the site Max? Cheers, D.
  2. Just a heads up lads, 95p from Asda. Cheers, D.
  3. Fukcing hell mate, hope it's just something else and your ok asap ? can I have the pup if if your not? Cheers, D.
  4. Daily, and would still be a drop in the ocean. Cheers, D.
  5. Just watching a bit of the Krays before Football Factory, spotted Lenny McLean in the crowd as an extra ? Cheers, D.
  6. Next doors changed their Sky WiFi router recently, was just retuning my telly to the BBC iPlayer, Spotify etc and managed to wipe all my tuned Sky TV programmes, ( I pay for sky telly but not WiFi cos I use next doors) spent the last half hour scratching my head and f***ing about retuning ffs, sorted now, thank f**k Cheers, D.
  7. Social distancing with lines painted on the floor 2m apart at our local Asda, was like Alton Towers! Cheers, D.
  8. The Football Factory, 10pm Comedy Central (sky112) 10 pm, The Krays ITV 4, 9pm and Creed, 5star (sky128) 9pm all tonight. Cheers, D.
  9. Haven't seen "my" blackcaps for a few weeks, pair were regular visitors in Feb. Cheers, D.
  10. In one way but if they can afford to fork out millions a week for players wages, they should treat all their employees the same and pay the support staffs wages imo. Cheers, D.
  11. Out of likes so have a fukov instead ? Cheers, D.
  12. The current business model. Football clubs paying their players full wages and support staff being furloughed, should be the other way around ffs Cheers, D.
  13. I posted that yesterday, keep up ffs ? Cheers, D.
  14. dytkos

    Gyms shut

    Don't need all that shit mate, use your missus, ask Billy Joe....... Cheers, D.
  15. Like a lot of older men die with prostate cancer, not of it ? Cheers, D.
  16. I have a key worker certificate on my phone, never needed to show it yet but besides going to work and shopping I don't drive anywhere. Cheers, D.
  17. Don't think we're getting the full story tbh. Cheers, D.
  18. I love watching my old dog heading in a slightly different direction to the rabbit, watching it over his shoulder, anticipating where it will run to. ? Cheers, D.
  19. We wouldn't accept them when I worked at the slaughterhouse mate. Cheers, D.
  20. Just had my first incidence of Corona rage lol Was walking the dogs down a bridleway, I was at one side and some lycra clad cyclists flashed past about 2 foot away (track is 3m wide) "what part of 2 metres do you not understand" says I. No reaction. A minute later another one does exactly the same. "Two f***ing metres" I shouts Matey turns round and says "f**k off". "Prick" I shouts Matey says "I'll f***ing knock you out where you stand". "Come on then" was my reply lol "Shouldn't be out walking" he says, pedalling away, "I'm still here big shot" I says. He f****d
  21. Can we get a discount on our electricity bill, my tablet needs charging 3 times a day? Cheers, D.
  22. My dogs need to go out more than once a day, honestly officer ? Cheers, D.
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