Reminds of the time I worked in a dyehouse, one of the old boys, deaf fella called Melvin got some chemical in his eye. It was weekend and no bosses in, the first aid box was in a locked office so we had bust the door in, Melvin's getting a bit screamy by now lol.
We got the eye bath out, filled it with eyewash, matey put it down to screw the cap back on the bottle and Melvin picks it up and necks it ?
Was about 5 minutes before we stop laughing and sorted him out lol
Cheers, D.