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Jonjon79

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  1. Jonjon79

    Israel

    I've got no faith in voting now - the job's f****d. We've got an unelected foreigner as prime minister ffs. All they do now is ship in their own 3rd world mates that will help them to win votes. My missus grandad was the mayor here once - a local man that did his part in WW2. The mayor was a foreigner last year, same as my local councillor today. The current mayor is a stuck up old white bird that does f**k all - she can't even knock up a half arsed sound byte for the locals. All we ever get on the ballots for a general election around here is the usual Conservativ
  2. Jonjon79

    Israel

    Sounds like we should buy in a few IDF lads to watch our monuments.
  3. Jonjon79

    Israel

    He's a windup merchant mate - I dropped a bollock by replying to him It's a personality disorder - walks into a crowd and just blurts out cobblers for a reaction........ he's probably bored because she's left him again.
  4. Jonjon79

    Israel

    Ok clever bollocks. How about you hold back your big mouth for a short while and, enlighten us all - assuming that you're mentally capable of course. How do you see that a small nation that is surrounded by stone age nutters, baying for their deaths, could put the quickest end to the problems?
  5. Jonjon79

    Israel

    I agree with all of that but, I think Israel should be thinking about dumping a load of missiles on certain parts of Iran - I reckon they're the worst antagonists.
  6. Jonjon79

    Israel

    That's funny ☝ .......... but, he's spot on as usual
  7. No roast today - the missus is working until 7pm and, I'm off to work at 2am. We've got a really good sushi place near by
  8. To be fair, I reckon that chicken roll is pretty tasty
  9. Jonjon79

    Pet hates.

    Wanky companies that do those staff meeting events. One that I remember told us to pull off as much toilet roll that we normally wipe our arse with. Then they went round the room and told everyone to state as many facts about ourselves as squares of bog roll we had. They thought it was a funny ice breaker for the group until I twice told the pillocks that I like to wipe my arse with 2 bits of shit roll.
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    Pet hates.

    Working in retail. It was a good job when I started - I was a store manager for 15 years but, the place soon filled with area managers and directors that should have been drowned. They favoured shitty meetings that took way too long to discuss stuff like 'staff development plans' and 'periodic team reviews' - the only people that liked stuff like 'if it's to be it's up to me' and 'team work makes the dream work' was the brown nosers and, there's plenty of those. When I started it was about making a good profit, taking care of your staff, getting a good reputation among
  11. Jonjon79

    Pet hates.

    That poxy lane assist thing that some cars have now - I was driving a Golf a few weeks ago and the bloody thing trys to nudge the steering wheel by itself.
  12. Jonjon79

    Israel

    I reckon a couple of A10 Warthogs should be used for their protests.
  13. Jonjon79

    Israel

    I hope there's a big line of angry British coppers in riot gear that are looking to crack a few skulls on the 11th. Most of those home grown lads will have predecessors being remembered at the Cenotaph and, will probably still be pissed off over the last bunch of primitives that gave them grief recently. I hope they give them hell
  14. That's an excellent scene from a cracking old film
  15. Jonjon79

    Slappers

    Poofs - I got worse than that growing up. My mum didn't need that chalk shit, she had some proper Bruce Lee hands - you couldn't duck what you earned in our house
  16. Around 5 wagons came off in one of the quarries - I feel for the lads that had to get in that shit to deal with it
  17. Same here tonight mate - Shepherds pie Looks like she served it up from 30 yards but, tastes good
  18. I'm watching it now- it looks sloppy. It's certainly not to Benn, Eubank and Collins standards in the 90s - I know it's a different division but, the skill just isn't there anymore. It's not even to earlier heavyweight standards.
  19. He should have lost this tonight - there could have been a Clubber Lang story and a big pay day in it for him
  20. Lamb shank today - I've been fancying that for days
  21. Unload finished, Problems solved, customer happy, train away Feckin love this job
  22. How many feckin appeals is she allowed? ......... She's like an annoying kid that keeps asking after it's been told 'No'.
  23. Jonjon79

    Israel

    To be fair the old pictures of Iran look pretty decent - they just need to do away with the the ayatollah militants. I reckon a few MOABs would help
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