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speedlamper

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  1. even if you do add a watermark theres a billion software programs that will remove it in a few clicks are you planning on adding them to a website?
  2. PMT, otherwise known as BSE (mad cow disease) i still havent figured out why women think "the silent treatment" bothers us
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    how?

    in my controls (top right) edit avatar settings and upload your pic
  4. speedlamper your a nut case well done stevo Congratualtions on the new born.... and i'd put money on it being the only night santa comes to
  5. aww he looks so tiny in that cot thing bet you didnt realise at the time that you and fellterrier were probably bangin away at exactly the same time on that cold december evening 9 months ago
  6. use google search as kay said and use windows paint to cut the bit you want out and paste it all back together, pm me with what you want and i'll sort it out if you want
  7. is raw egg ok for dogs?
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    recession

    where i live saw the highest price increases in the uk for the past 5 years, even beating london, had mine on the market for 8months now and its still not sold, paid 47 for it 9years ago, put it up for 135 which was the independant valuation and have since dropped it to 130, thats as low as im going unless someone brings me 125 cash in a suitcase, been 5 for sale signs on my street for the past 6months, before that they were snapped up within a month, its about time laws were brought in define how much credit people are entitled to based on there financial curcumstances cos thats wher
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    Dentist

    cost me £35 the other day to have a tooth removed didnt go to the dentist though, feck that! bought a gram of coke to numb the tooth and did it myself, probably saved a fortune! bet you wont hear that money saving tip on richard and judy
  10. how the feck you gonna fit that in the deep fat fryer
  11. maybe there first question should of been are you a criminal sir or are you planning to use this phone for criminal activites? if so please fill in your name and address, if you've nothing to hide whats the problem
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    Dilema

    you could always give it a helping hand with a water spray bottle, just a light mist should be enough to blow it without burning the house down and make it look like its blown itself, mind your eyes though!! the other thing to think of if you just take it out is hows it gonna look if they get burgled the day after you've taken there "security light" out i get one that shines right in my room everytime a cat or something comes in there garden, really is annoying, just cant get the right angle from the skylights to shoot the fucka though
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    Dilema

    he'd have no fingers left if he tried to take it out, if there not in use it for target practice
  14. what sort of screen does it have? have you ever tried looking at a laptop screen outside? tft and lcd you cant see a bloody thing unless its grey out and pissing down
  15. how long you had it? guaurentee should be 12months on a screen, repair cost will be about 40-60£ worst job i ever had was sticking the clear labels on mobile phone screens and that was it for 12hours on night shifts surpised i lasted all of 2 nights
  16. reboot your router if you use one, could be that or just open a port, did repair not work on msn test?
  17. to find music you can download free from servers type indexof/ keyword mp3 that will bypass the website and take you straight to the parent directory
  18. i reckon a few are still using state of the art VHS
  19. how can they? how do you dream about a dog if youve never seen one?
  20. how come blind people wear black glasses but deaf people dont wear black ear muffs??
  21. Spot on Kay, also I have also noticed that he is only 14. Lets give him a break I say...... 14? here's a suggestion .... get to bed! and no making wigwams!
  22. what sort of f*****g moron sells sausages in packs of 5? multiples of 2! unless ones for the dog
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