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speedlamper

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  1. take it back to where you got it from if poss, atleast you'll get a replacment, better than waiting 2months for deben to piss around with it
  2. Near Northwich side of Cheshire but I shoot down at a club in Staffordshire near Loggerheads. Fish on the River Weaver and River Dee you been for a clay shoot up at bosley cloud(staffs/cheshire border)? where's loggerheads in staffs pal never heard of it?
  3. at least he'll get "laid" now
  4. i heard he was in bejing representing britain in the hide and seek events
  5. Good site but mainly bushing and hunting big cats. Very nice. Sorry to disappoint you LG but MILF is not an acronym for "Men I'd Like to Fellate" :sick:
  6. knowing there always some twat thats worse off than me usually puts a smile on my face
  7. women? how can they have time for that when there's hovering and dishes to be done? this worlds gone mad
  8. you need to check with your local borough council, different area's can have differant planning laws.
  9. and this is why im not allowed in tesco's you'd of thought the point of having a 24hour store with a clothing section is so people can try on clothes during the early hours of the morning, the security guard didnt agree though, and the twat wouldnt sell me his shoes
  10. For all the guys who ever get dragged round Tesco against their will and perhaps some of the girls, should try a few of these too - may liven things up. Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Wigan: Dear Mrs. Cater, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Wigan is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offen
  11. good on you will everyone knows you only did it was to get in her knickers but its the thought that counts
  12. bring back borstal i say! his mother needs a good seeing to aswell
  13. did anyone catch that campaigners name? she must have a site or somewhere to show support for her work
  14. im lookin to make a dvd called hunter wives so if anyone fancys sendin me a few clips pm me
  15. it wasnt a policeman if its the one im thinkin off, it was 2 pco's and they wouldnt go in because they "wasn't trained" for it, the kid that actually died jumped in to rescue his younger sister, just goes to show a 10yo lad has more balls than a "trained copper"
  16. did they make a 4? asked the guy in the blockbusters once if they had titanic 2 in, daft spotty shite checked the computer and everything
  17. i doubt theyed wait for you, about 2hrs there 2 back leaves a driver sat around 8hrs. not sure these days but about 10year ago it cost £120 for about that distance but we were booking every month, it'll prob be less than £10 per head i should think
  18. my ex could multitask, she could moan while she was doing the housework
  19. not been camping for ages, went into a camping shop once and asked the old guy behind the counter if they sold cock camoflouge, tellin him i was going camping with a group of girls and didnt want them to see my little weener when i went for a piss, daft git said try the big store up the road
  20. speedlamper

    HELP ME ! -

    get the mother in law on her own and ask her if she fancys a mother/daughter threesome, one of you will be out the door in less than a minute
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