speedlamper
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Everything posted by speedlamper
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if she had super human strentgh would you really be cheating on her in the first place lol
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you think it will it though? employers will be looking for the cheapest labour they can get and where's that going to come from .... a greasy pole
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thats what happens when you put a scot incharge of a superpower, he did a shit job as chancellor and now he's doing even worse! never mind the fact his head looks like a my ballbag on a cold morning
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Sorry guys, he wins thats the best idea yet! if i was a guy and in that situation i do believe i would be hauling ass... and the vice.... if your hands are free to to saw the bench up then why not just do the sensible thing and undo the vice
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come over here and i'll show you how to operate a vice! oh i do like a tight squeeze p.s you turn the handle similar to operating a tap when your doing the washing up :secret: good thing you're over there and i'm over here i know
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come over here and i'll show you how to operate a vice! oh i do like a tight squeeze p.s you turn the handle similar to operating a tap when your doing the washing up :secret:
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your forgetting one very important thing..... a woman couldnt operate a vice! to busy thinking about shoes
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try to piss everywhere !
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never heard off him he's a god!!! 139 days to go till he's back How would you know if he's a 'hard man' Mackem? Same question to you about Dale Winton, Speedy! its the effect i have on people
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cant believe dale winton was No2
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LOL Now thats a what i call a cup of tea...! Last of the tea bags milk and sugar went into that bad boy so its into town after this one... if you stood outside in the rain and drank it that brew would last forever! every cloud eh
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there's no such thing as bad weather!! just a bad choice of clothing
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yea its a good little add-on that, use it with flashblock aswell
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jesus kay, thats alot you got alckies anonymous's number? why its called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you say when you get there is 'my names bob and i have a drink problem'? not really anonymous is it, must of been pissed when they thought of that
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no daft stories from my ex's mother, she had a cracking pair of tits though
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It is an offence to sell or make a gift of an air weapon to a person under eighteen years of age. It is an offence for anyone under eighteen to carry an air weapon unless - they are under the supervision of a person aged twenty one or more or they are on private land and have permission from the occupier or they are shooting as a member of an approved club or they are shooting at a shooting gallery for miniature rifles It is an offence for a person under eighteen shooting unsupervised on private land to allow any pellets to cross the boundaries of the property.
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what signiture? all i can see is 3 gifs
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so she should be skint the lazy old cow, all she does is tell you "the number you have dialed has not been recognised" when you dial a wrong number
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bad idea for blokes that!! you know what were like for getting the bloody strap undone
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bloody irish and there 'eggstreme sports'
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you've not got a chance til im done with them probably be tuesday at half 3
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Bingos big now speedy , get your self down the nearest gala place you never know you may win sod that went to mecca once, bloody muslims everywhere bloody hell you've not got the sound on have you? thats goin a bit far your right,i should just take it easy,first i'll go and play the game,then check out the ladies,then pick my winning numbers, now do you think i have a chance......? a chance with numbers or the women?
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Bingos big now speedy , get your self down the nearest gala place you never know you may win sod that went to mecca once, bloody muslims everywhere bloody hell you've not got the sound on have you? thats goin a bit far
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anyone tune into this bingo crap on itv? definatly no 2 fat ladies well worth a watch just for the presenters cant believe im watching bingo whilst thinking about a threesome again
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he's sent 3 cheques already that have magicly dissapered into the realm of royal mail so he's sending another? he's either lying or stupid