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speedlamper

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  1. why would you keep sendin cheques? Perhaps he spelt the address wrong. 4 times? lol must of been using a self addressed envelope
  2. take an expensive bottle of scotch with you and ask the instructor if he'll join you for one before you start the test and you'll pass no probs!
  3. SPOT ON SOUNDER! fire blankets are best for chip pans and fryers, seen a fryer blow up in lads face when he tried to batter fish in pumpkin soup (thinking it was fish batter) blanket probably saved his life andlot of damage to the premesis! never take risks though! if in doubt get the f**k out
  4. i know nothing about planes but i never miss aircrash investagtion and im sure i remember hearing on that they fly red on one side and blue on the other so you know which direction the planes flying
  5. facebook's for sad internet loners as is myspace and bebo! "my name's dave, i have a pet goldfish. i have 369 friends non of which i have ever met" who gives a f**k!!??!!
  6. or if you've got a computer download the torrent top gear torrent
  7. bet bill oddies been sat in next doors garden freezing his balls off and hasnt seen badger all night
  8. i dont think anyones making money from it apart from the people selling and making the knives and they cant be done because there's loads of legitime reasons for the use of knives, anyone else profiting from it should be convicted of manslaughter everytime someone gets killed by one, there's no way of stopping i can see, how do you convince a kid they dont need to carry one for protection because no one else is? if its not an knife its scissors, they'll always find something that kind of answers itself unfortunatly, its that common nobody bats an eyelid anymore
  9. slap my bitch up by the prodigy always reminds me of my dad only joking
  10. one nine a rig check! you might get one at a car boot if your lucky,going to a car boot though is like going dogging.. your still getting f****d over by a stranger in a field! try ebay, theres a section for radio equipment in consumer electronics
  11. if your ever at knutsford services check out the third cubicle in the gents, some brainy fucka has graffiti'd onto the wall... "ALL GAYS ARE GAY" no shit clever c**t! just goes to show how far the youth of today have proggesed
  12. leather clad coppers please dont lol :sick:
  13. the key is at the bottom of the general chat page pal
  14. a postcard would of been sufficient lol the sangria and senioritas cant be up to much
  15. i will, say hi to mr smith as he beats his wife after one stella to many close lol macc/staffs border, actually a homeless guy asked me for £2 for a cup of tea the other day, feck knows where it costs £2 for a brew It costs a quid to visit the bogs in Harrods,I havent had a cuppa in there but I am sure that will be £2 to drink the tea to make the piss that puts £3 in Al-fayed's pockets who then uses the £3 to pay the hundreds of staff he employs some which are probably english, gives a chunk to the old taxman and gets to keep whatever is left, if your so against the bloke
  16. haha i've always wanted to draw a big red circle in the middle of the telescope and shoot at it
  17. i will, say hi to mr smith as he beats his wife after one stella to many close lol macc/staffs border, actually a homeless guy asked me for £2 for a cup of tea the other day, feck knows where it costs £2 for a brew
  18. sounds good, will be watching could do with my own sniffer dog, forever misplacing my pot
  19. it says it under my name, where are you from? cant wait to see all these starving homeless english people
  20. speedlamper

    Recession

    can we get rid of mobile phones that double as camera, mp3 player, dishwasher, tin opener ect ect a phones a bloody phone, for ringing people with, if i want a 6zillion megapixel camera i'll go to currys and buy a feckin camera, if i want to carry 200hours worth of music in mp3 format i'll buy an pissin mp3 player
  21. yes it happens, there's radicals and fanatics but they are a minority and there the only ones you here about,, the majority are good people, it doesnt matter if your black, white or australian every religion, nationalty and ethnic group has its black sheep, how many smack heads are there on the streets of britain? doesnt make every brit a smackpot does it, same as not every muslim is a terrorist, this country could do with listening to some of there idea's, you pinch something over there you lose your hands simple as, here 3 month referall order, you molest a child over there you get thrown in
  22. because we were lucky enough to be born into a country that protects us,educates us, looks after us when were sick, gives us the opertunity to find work if we want it supports us financialy if we cant find it and feed us and clothe us if we cant afford it, not everyones born equel, if mr patel wants to look for a better life for himself and his family then in my opinion that makes him a decent bloke, there not all lazy benifit grabbers, the majority do want to earn and pay there own way and get a taste of the good life that we've got used to and take for granted, a bloke getting a car of gove
  23. because we were lucky enough to be born into a country that protects us,educates us, looks after us when were sick, gives us the opertunity to find work if we want it supports us financialy if we cant find it and feed us and clothe us if we cant afford it, not everyones born equel, if mr patel wants to look for a better life for himself and his family then in my opinion that makes him a decent bloke, there not all lazy benifit grabbers, the majority do want to earn and pay there own way and get a taste of the good life that we've got used to and take for granted, a bloke getting a car of gove
  24. whereever you read it its probably made up, the black in blackboard refers to the colour of the board, nothing to do with any ethnic group and can you see buckingham palace and every army barracks in the country lowering there flags because its illegal, how much of a twat would you feel in prison, what you in for? armed robbery, you? flying a flag! cant see it myself, sounds like you read something written by a racist to stir up racial hatred
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