speedlamper

NPOWER!? saw them on watchdog a few weeks backs, not the best company to work for, more complaints tham any other energy company, they even sent a monthly bill for nearly £200 to a house that had been knocked down 6 months earlier genius hope your not on the complaints desk

every centimetre the routers closer to the wlan counts, try and get it higher than what it connects to improves it to but make sure you can get to it easily to reboot it if needs be, try a few diff places round the house and try downloading a file with no other progs running and see where you get the fastest speeds, p.s the law says that if someone is stupid enough to leave an open unencrypted connection then there responsible if someone steals it and the content that the thief downloads!

a spiritual medium? you mean your extra large till you've have a few beers

my names eric pierre mohammed smith, im 93 and a compulsive liar

scrunching can lead to inconsistant thickness resulting in the old finger through problem, folding your guarrenteed to have atleast 4plys of finger protection with every wipe

when was this? last week

there is no santa the easter bunny and the tooth fairy made him up

the dogs a shame but a cars a lump of metal, you've just had a holiday and got engaged and you've got the cheapest vet in the feckin world! look on the bright side

HE WAS AGREAT DANE THE ONLY DOG TO BE INLISTED INTO THE ROYAL NAVY AS AN ABLE SEAMAN how the feck can a dog be a seaman?

sherwood forest! watch the sherriff of nottingham doesnt catch you though

i feel like shit, been up all night snivelling, round my nose is red raw and i have to be at work soon, anyone got a quick cure that can get me through tonight

why would he do a runner when someone came? where you somewhere you shouldnt of been?

bloody kids, it'll probably end up fetching a ball for the rest of its life, not doing what it was born to do,

well done pal, deserves a few drinks that and now you can drive yourself home

for riding a motorbike without a license i got 6 points on the license i didnt have! figure that one out