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Greyman

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  1. Thought it was another thread about big Ron and bill?
  2. I thought I might be taking the piss myself until he said he would loose £7000/£8000 if he was unable to open on Thursday so my bill was a very small price to pay, especially as the plumber that normally does it wanted £600 a day for 2 days to complete the job ????
  3. So are we going wild camping? ? And are big Ron and bill putting on the evenings entertainment? It could end up being as big as the fishing trip on gavin and Stacie, I,m really interested to see how they make a natural lube from berry,s and twigs or is bill going home with an arse like a wizards sleeve,
  4. Be surprised how any woman could resist such an evening, think your hole is almost a guarantee mate, ????
  5. i done an emergency repair in the local dentists yesterday morning, because no one wants to work, I earned £820 and was home by 12.30, I was there 4 hours and earned £200 an hour happy new year to me,tonight all my family friends and anyone else I no that have no family or don’t want to spend a fortune on taxi,s will descend on my house, it,s always the same open house for waifs and strays, it,s a season of good will ?
  6. My daughter drove back from Italy the week before Christmas and it’s happening right across the continent, yellow vests on most round about,s deciding who can and can’t move, even as far as Canada people are having a pop, it’s turning into the people V globalism and the lack of reporting and lies in the media shows there is fear of it spreading and turning into proper civil unrest, Euro news reported 200/300 people protesting in France Saturday, were as there were over 2000 in Paris alone and simular numbers in most towns and city,s across France, hope to see the British join them if and when
  7. Thought the piss would of wore off by now but clearly not, started as a thread about labour bringing in more anti hunting laws moved onto someone’s username and sexual prowess then onto a persons drink problem followed by an oap being threatened for not stealing a dog but saying he had stole a dog, then a couple of spoonfuls of noncing accusations chucked in for good measure, it,s like an episode of Jeramy Kyle and Kermit/dogfox have,not even managed to sneak back on yet ?????
  8. I,be done a few clocks from log biscuits and it’s 50/50 if they split, a good trick if it does is to use a coloured two pack epoxy to fill the cracks
  9. Feck it lets do it, obviously people’s geography will have a bearing on it but I,ll start by putting forward the Forest of Dean as a good spot anyone else have any other location ideals
  10. Game for that mate,catty and snares acceptable ?
  11. One of the greatest things he,s done for England is to f**k off and live in France which I believe he has been doing for several years so not even a uk resident, maybe he should pop round a few of his neighbours houses and ask them to stop drowning goldfinch,s in alcohol before frying them up I,m sure they would be as understanding as us brits and issue him with a similar top award, just before setting his house on fire and sending him back to we’re he came from the prick
  12. What’s the point of that, he,s just highlighted something that should matter to us all, to which you two have said his user name is part of the problem and his spelling and sexual prowess are both lacking, just shows what an easy job of devide and conquer the lefties have when folk from the same side of the fence behave like arseholes to each other, I no it’s christmas and your a little bored but come on
  13. One reason people seem to be shouting about and fully understandable
  14. She had a set of teeth that could eat an apple through a tennis racket, ??
  15. Back in the day,it was not a question of if your dog would take a deer, it was just getting on land that actually held deer, I,ve always been in Bristol, and today I can walk across the road and find deer in most bits of wasteland but back in the day I would have to be driving down to Salisbury or Yeovil just to see one, a round trip of over a hundred miles usually in a mk1/2 ford escort van that may or may not make the journey without breaking down, then finding somewhere safe to hide the van for the night, then it was running the gauntlet of getting back to Bristol with a van full of deer
  16. Not if you keep making new ones mate, most of my old mates spend much of there social lives sat in pubs talking about the good old days, yet if I ask them out for a days walking and mooching they all have great excuses why they can't go, ✌
  17. My in laws and my natural parents all total wankers, have no time for any of them, don't give a shit for myself as I grew up a bit feral without much parental input and have made my own journey in life, but my children are all far more stable and decent people and deserve some decent grandparents but out of 4 living grandparents you would struggle to make one decent person if you moulded them into one, sad how many people live such selfish self fulfilling lives then wonder why old age is so sad and lonely, well sow as you reap you old c**ts, respect is something that's earned and not a natural
  18. I,d love to and have thought about it, but most areas I,m looking are a little bit to urban to allow hounds to run, plus my age means I,m possibly on my last lot of dogs, though I quite fancy a nice leggy bully type as a companion and as I have access to leapard/puma shit might try a bit of sent training if I get that far ?
  19. Normally a young inexperienced animal , like the few horse attacks we get here ?
  20. Yes because we can rely on all those suited and booted types from the BBC and parliament to give us full and unbiased disclosure ??
  21. https://youtu.be/SNXIilwRtTk
  22. Just seen on the news the runway has now been reopened after over 50 sightings of the drone, who the feck are they trying to kid , even the most inept plod equipped with nothing but a pushbike and bino,s should have got a lead on it
  23. Greyman

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    It's horrible to sound like an old fecker but my sentiments exactly, poor me,poor me, he should have claimed he was fighting depression and got Bob geldoff and Lilly Allen to defend him, he bought the gun for more than its U.K. value from a site stating it was running hot, even ignorance and judge rinder would struggle to get him off, was he hoping for some magical loophole in the law that all air gunners no but won't tell him until he joins thl, or was he hoping we would set up a fund raising page on face ache to pay all his fines, thanks for the warning about this evil site selling exactly w
  24. Loads of pictures then ??? Apparently it was flying around while this news report was happening but still nothing more than a few library pics of drones, will probably find we,ve signed up to the euro while everyone is looking the other way ?
  25. But who is them, there is no footage and it happened last night so why is the airport still shut, there is something else afoot
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