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Greyman

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  1. Spring is upon us so as well as looking after the grandkids have had a first mow and trim the garden foliage back ready for Barbie season to begin in the next few weeks ???
  2. Still all going along quite swimmingly as it goes, still getting weekly reports, just can’t be arsed with the same old monotony that happens on every other thread so just don’t bother sharing anymore, some of my tv and radio work has been affected by the virus but nothing else has changed, I,m still out finding evidence just can’t go to the university or meet up with people as freely as I did before ??
  3. I’d suspect that’s in a zoo enclosure same as this one mate?
  4. Feck me I get them flying so low over my house I can wave at the pilots they land on the docks over the road then take off again a short while later, makes all the windows shake can happen every other day sometimes ??
  5. I travel 60miles to babysit my grandkids every week and around the same most days for a days work not been stopped once during all this nonsense just really fancy a pub pint and all will be normal ??
  6. Just jesting mate ?
  7. Yes but think of all the money you have saved staying in the cupboard for a year ??
  8. They will just flatten themselves on a branch and sit tight, my old lurcher is much the same will just sit there staring no matter how much I’m calling him, even if I can’t see it I know he’s right ???
  9. My younger daughter is an implant nurse, only does a couple of days a week now, but before having kids she was flown to other country,s in her bosses private plane to sell there wares, it’s serious money, ?
  10. Not sure drugging someone’s drink is helping, call me old fashioned ?
  11. I had a company I’d spent two years building up moved to China ??
  12. I know a girl that swallowed her crown then spent 3 days sieveing through her own shit washed it off and took it back to the dentist to refit, she said it cost her £400 and was not getting away that easy ?
  13. Nice one young sandy but may want to cover your surname from the pic??there is a guy on a boat near me that does some unbelievable drawings but does not really push himself as he does not want people asking him for portraits he done an incredible pencil drawing of my friends staffy charged him £50 and asked him not to say anything incase anyone else wants one ?
  14. It’s about a lovely guy called jimmy saville and how he used to fix it for children, ??
  15. My daughter is having one at the moment, think it’s around 600 sovs if it don’t affect your smile get the pliers out ?
  16. I done worked in the dogs home and it’s not uncommon for entire litters to be left on the doorstep ?
  17. I shared a cell in years gone by with a welsh lad who had had some beef with some travellers in Cardiff so he drove on there site at 3am hooked them up to his Ford Granada chucked a gallon of petrol over it and lit it up, took them for a rallying experience round the field, thought it was funny as watching the whole family jumping from there burning caravan as he raced round the fields, sadly we all moan but people don’t do shit like that anymore, bet they thought twice before robbing the next bloke, ?
  18. His mum had bigger bollox than him, just imaging giving it the big un then hiding in your house while someone smashes your car up outside pretty much sums it up??
  19. https://youtu.be/8GVXnyD93qc Original Yorkie add not allowed to show as a link ?
  20. It’s all they understand, hit them in the pocket and see how soon they wake up
  21. I actually know of a man that gave his son the money to buy his ticket, the boy pocketed the money and the numbers came in, luckily the man is quite wealthy anyways but imaging sitting there as the numbers came out ?ouch
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