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Greyman

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  1. And finally 4hrs and half a bottle of Gordon’s later soft and juicy as ?
  2. Cobb stones, but to be honest a handful of bbq coal does just as well ?
  3. f**k Russia, Ukraine, covid and mass imagination it’s time to get the summer grub out, just stuffed a nice belly of pork from local abattoir with honey ,jerk seasoning ,scotch bonnet,spring onions and garlic and stuck in the cobb for at least 3 hours misses is still testing positive so time for a few early drinks to boot happy summer to all ???
  4. Stick up a video of the barberry pirates and we may just realise we are no worse than many and far better than most, ??
  5. That’s the one he shows you saps to make you think he’s like you ?
  6. Probably got a room or two in the 5million pound mansion I,m sure he’ll be offering up as well ??????
  7. Greyman

    Flagpole

    He,ll be wearing a mask forget it ????
  8. How do you find it dating a taller woman mate ???
  9. I think when he renewed his car insurance, he only had one more meerkat to complete the full set ,then they went and stopped it, that kind of shit would make the most mild mannered man want to invade his neighbour, I,ve been onto compare the market myself and told them the same, give me my Oleg toy or I,m off down the channel to invade steepholme within the month??
  10. Nice one have seen a few of those on the American slingshot forum, how does it shoot ??
  11. Cut between the 5th and 6th disc when I used to do them, for a decent handle ??
  12. You forgot the eggs, bacon, sausages mushrooms and black pudding mate ?
  13. That’s what can happen after a weekend on the sniff and completing COD5 in one sitting with no sleep ?
  14. I think this is the only solution, Chuck putin and anyone else that wants a ruck in the ring and let them sort it out, instead of the usual bullshit of sending there own off to safety while expecting the common man to lay down his life and the life of his children to defend policy’s most don’t even understand ?
  15. Just lay the cat in the gutter they will think it’s been run over, but be aware of doorbell cameras ?
  16. Just putting this old thing back together on the first warm sunny day when this bloke arrives doing doughnuts above me, remember seeing them at the start of the scandemic a few years back ??
  17. Sadly 40 years of plastering ave left my shoulders a bit wank, so a bit of 1m flat/ orange dub and 12mm lead is about as much as I can manage for any length of time nowadays ?
  18. Solar panels on an immersion heater mate ??
  19. Pay a few pence more than the no nonsense screwfix ones, they fall apart every two minutes, and gloss is fine with a 4” roller, funny I,ve just done the bottom of my living room this afternoon, with a roller and gloss because the satin has yellowed and marks to easily ??
  20. They heard gamerooster is trying to cross the border ?
  21. Quite rate the orange dub dub, but haven’t had any decent square for years last lot I bought was as horrible as the stuff we got as kids, but I think Darren off here had some really nice red square stuff a while back ??
  22. Not seen in years but his credit card is still active ??
  23. Wouldn’t be to sad to see a list of British and American politicians added to that lot, boris Johnson, plutonium sandwich in subway, joe Biden shot in the arse while falling down the steps of airforce one, etc ?
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