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Because she's civilised . She's not like you , you use toothpaste that's been in the shitter .

Last of the tomatoes , pulled the plants out now … first time I’ve not had loads of green tomatoes left over …..

After carefully keeping a eye on the weather forcast I decided tonight was the night to get my young greenhorn dog out for a decent run. Up until this afternoon the forcast was giving out a better night than what we got. These last couple of weeks of heavy showers and spells of rain had more than made up for the dry spell this summer with the grass much greener and longer than I thought in a good many fields. With that against me and the moon casting my shadow on the ground as I walked my only saving grace was a nice strong wind. So off I set with the young dog (who up until now ha

Ring ring . ring ring . Erm hello? “Hello mush, it’s mossad here, we’ve heard your a bit of a f***ing gimp, into rifles, hates trump , shacked up with a tranny , and generally a proper nerd with discord and listen to I hate my parents music . Fancy making a few quid ? “ “Yeah go on ? “ “go level Charlie Kirk for us , it’ll be filmed like and your definitely gonna get caught , probably get the gas , go on you know you want to !” “sound “ of all the things that didn’t happen , this didn’t happen the most .

Just noticed the leadline on this one netrigger, do you rig the trammel for rabbits with the leadline (or was it been used for fishing)?

I reckon it was the Looney Tunes... Yeah I'm pointing the finger at you Newcastle

Mitre sweetheart, have a day off ya dozy c**t.. Just got back home, cleaning my teeth, drinking bloody mouthwash and she's creased up jabbering in Latin Spanish that somehow it's my fault Who cleans their fuuckin teeth whilst curling one out? And how the f**k do you drop a tube of toothpaste between thy thighs, straight into the shitter, pick it out, put the top back on and bin it? FFS I'll never get over this, this is worse than when I kissed that ugly lass and caught erectile dysfunction lol

Who either takes a shit put the lid down it's lethal you can't afford to lose toothpaste in the sink or down the loo

Just as bad as blaming the same go and buy some both of you and tell your wife to put the sit down on the loo it's only for both of your own safety you know the fumes off shit lethal either way who shits down the loo

I didn't nor did I confirm it lol.. I'm walking the dog the now and I've barfed 3 times thinking about the fuucking shitpaste I cleaned me teeth with

Never denied it tho did ye haha

Fuuck right off!

Those pesky Jews

You’ve licked her arse hole, so what’s the big deal haha

Why did she put the fuucking top back on before binning it?

This is a sad story (for me)... This morning I couldn't find the toothpaste, looked down next to the sink and it had fallen in the bin so picked it out and brushed my teeth... The Mrs just told me she dropped the fuucker in the toilet after she'd taken a shit with no top on and put it in the bin.... Can't stop retching I'm fuucking in emotional pain right now lol

100% inside mossad hit.

Earned n deserved ....a spot by the fire

Hearns was dangerous, as fast as lightning and twice as deadly.

RIP Ricky, we've lost a good one, he was a keen angler, and a supporter of the Tackling Minds mental health charity.

What? I'm on about Canelo, he won more than two rounds for me. But Bud did do enough to win the fight, and the last two rounds really closed it out for him, he was just faster and getting off first, Canelo basically gave up head hunting at the end and was content on trying to work the body. I don't make him favourite to beat the likes of Leonard, Hagler & Hearns, all three would beat him IMO.

No.shit