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I do mate. Cheaper oop North. £ 60.00. I have a bi annual appointment with a very young and comely female Indian audiologist, complete with Sarong, who works at Specsavers. She is exquisitely beautiful with a very feminine air and greets me like a firm favourite. She's very tactile. Pats my hand and asks if I'm OK every few seconds. I don't need it done twice a year. I just go for the heavenly, pervy experience. Its the only pleasure I have.

Get it over alright

Very nice and nutrition is maintained in the veg

RIP Ken Gould

Any good little terrier x spaniel pups ? Or similar

Truth be told I'm blind at night well a bit at distance I see eyes I called them no movement wind was blowing clean in my face so I slipped any way dog tackles it adjusted the peepers and it was a sheep

I'm not over the border hey

I hear ya brother

I've done worse. had dogs loose teeth on very rabbity looking rocks at distance

Another toad in the hole tonight, farmers keep giving me spuds and eggs at the minute so it’s a good way to use the up, I’m getting a bit sick of egg buttys at work every day though

I haven’t tried it yet but grotbags said it was lovely but next time get her full fat custard not that light sh*te

Im.calling the guards

Gorra alter round here tell ya

Nice pups I like the lil whippet

Been stung a few times hedge cutting at work, last time was on the throat the stripey little b*****ds.

We used to do it too phone others up when we were at school and make pig noses on the phone

Prob sell lots a music now cos he dead, rest a the band be buzzing, that make up for lost profits haha

It wasn’t very funny at the time just funny after but I had to stop two of my lads kidnapping a drunken Eastern European geezer, who landed outside the door of a building I was clearing, and throwing him on the back of the lorry to make him unload when we got back to the yard……we was in Surrey at the time and my yard was in Essex ! lol

List can go on about sexual deviants like that even in womens prisons rose west too

Well, I think the moral of this thread for Waltjnr is, you may think our story’s are boring but if you never trapped a spastic…..sit down ! lol

Better than the crap we had chicken strips with a little sachet of sweet Chinese sauce from Morrisons it was our youngest brother idea as he only eats junk food not happy

I used to do shutdowns. When firms closed down for holidays we would go in and do all the outstanding electrical, plumbing, heating jobs. We would also do painting, industrial cleaning plastering etc. I had a verbal agreement with the men that at the end of the job, each, regardless of their trade, would muck in for painting cleaning etc. In return, if we got everything done on time, they would get a massive bonus. That meant I would also get a bonus because I would probably be awarded with the contract the following year. So two days before we were contracted to finish, a delegat

Cruel fker ! His an elderly gentleman !mental as fk

Funny enough, I do !…..but I’m a field marshal in the Sally Army on the side ! lol Plus I thought the one about when we was kids on the building site and trapped a spastic then threw another lad in a dark room with him while he went wild may be a bit much for peoples sensibilities !