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I never gave a f**k and would leave mine anywhere,behind hedgerows,up little single track lanes etc....but I always put one of them flying saucer crook locks on the steering wheel ... Always some dodgy farmers and f***ing gypos looking to have them away....it's the same with the motorhomes....I'm always getting stopped and asked is it for sale John boy?... I wont entertain these new keyless motors...few youngsters down by me are flat out every night,got them little boxes that intercept your key signal....wake up in the morning....and there's 80/100k of motors disappeared off some poor s

Better again buddy put the Bugatti on the back burner and drive the work dyna another few quid saved. When scottys prediction comes in you’ll be able to buy a couple of housing estates with your savings

Good shout, could put the money saved towards my new Bugatti.

Who was his father? Genuine question, because as far as I can make put, the 'royal pedigree' looks pretty much the same as these 'coursing bred royalty mongrels!!'

20 years ago I’d of told you to send me on what you want and I’d have it for ya in a week for a decent price.. but being old and washed up I can say that it feels no different shitting on the gold one or the platinum one. And the white porcelain one is just as good

Have you seen the Taylor swift is related to anton levey story @scotty12? it’s f***ing surreal eh ?

Am thinking gold or platinum bathroom, what you saying son?

Should of had a pup sold it 800

I do think she was getting thrown about by an empty tracksuit for coin or sniff like but even if she was it’s still a weird old take

f**k me I thought I’d the camera turned on for a second

Fukkin hell fire Incidentally does anybody know where Ditchshitter is these days?

My miss came with me yesterday. She came back from a walk with a few cans of pop , 7 bags of crisps , two pork pies , and a Costa coffee. . She hated it. Said am never coming again. Brilliant lol

Our Halfhound when he hears about my next purchase.

Was it not the Irish ha ha

A different one but around the same time was when Ford brought the tibbe lock out, a lad I knew had a key cutter for them and you just pulled a boot lock out of a turbo or xr3 and he’d make you a key for it, save you wrenching them up, I remember when they started putting the chips in the tibbe keys and it took someone all of about an hour to work out how to bypass them coil immobilisers an the ignition barrel

What’s it like in Florida ?

Poor sod is living under his mothers stairs I’d swear.. saw a few travelling lads out through the window with a saluki and reckoned if he had one of those they might speak to him.. saw the lad across the road with a new EV so dreamed up another dream.. heard a fella in the queue down the corner shop talk about a resin drive and his imagination went mad altogether. Ffs someone mentioned a scrap and he turned himself into big Joe Joyce. Mentally disturbed doesn’t even come close. The thought of anybody else having a few bob or after getting ahead turns him into a cursing insulting lunatic but th

Your just saying that

Loves yah really

No charge. Was funny when she rang me up. Saying pups were born but I've never seen this colour in whippet pups. Lol. Sandy colour with dark line down the backs. . f***ing cracked me up. She was ment to be the expert on whippets

No, probably Rumanians actually, they used to nic them and then put them in a container at Tilbury docks to send to west Africa…..Tilbury docks was like “we buy any car”, you’d have a truck with a pickup on the back with a car stacked on the back of that and all the insides of all of them fill up with tellys, fridges and computers nobody wants ! lol

All fart, no shite.... Lol

He'll be dead him now mate. Noz lad who had him last time we spoke his father / law took him when he was done for working.