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Another toad in the hole tonight, farmers keep giving me spuds and eggs at the minute so it’s a good way to use the up, I’m getting a bit sick of egg buttys at work every day though

I haven’t tried it yet but grotbags said it was lovely but next time get her full fat custard not that light sh*te

Im.calling the guards

Gorra alter round here tell ya

Nice pups I like the lil whippet

Been stung a few times hedge cutting at work, last time was on the throat the stripey little b*****ds.

We used to do it too phone others up when we were at school and make pig noses on the phone

Prob sell lots a music now cos he dead, rest a the band be buzzing, that make up for lost profits haha

It wasn’t very funny at the time just funny after but I had to stop two of my lads kidnapping a drunken Eastern European geezer, who landed outside the door of a building I was clearing, and throwing him on the back of the lorry to make him unload when we got back to the yard……we was in Surrey at the time and my yard was in Essex ! lol

List can go on about sexual deviants like that even in womens prisons rose west too

Well, I think the moral of this thread for Waltjnr is, you may think our story’s are boring but if you never trapped a spastic…..sit down ! lol

Better than the crap we had chicken strips with a little sachet of sweet Chinese sauce from Morrisons it was our youngest brother idea as he only eats junk food not happy

I used to do shutdowns. When firms closed down for holidays we would go in and do all the outstanding electrical, plumbing, heating jobs. We would also do painting, industrial cleaning plastering etc. I had a verbal agreement with the men that at the end of the job, each, regardless of their trade, would muck in for painting cleaning etc. In return, if we got everything done on time, they would get a massive bonus. That meant I would also get a bonus because I would probably be awarded with the contract the following year. So two days before we were contracted to finish, a delegat

Cruel fker ! His an elderly gentleman !mental as fk

Funny enough, I do !…..but I’m a field marshal in the Sally Army on the side ! lol Plus I thought the one about when we was kids on the building site and trapped a spastic then threw another lad in a dark room with him while he went wild may be a bit much for peoples sensibilities !

Me and my younger brother, use to nuisance call a guy silly hours ,got him to breaking point ,3 am ,alright mate ,what you up to ?

All a bit tame ,70s sit coms were wilder ! Do you all work in libraries?

Oh very funny. As an employer you had a duty of care to that young man. He could have had a metabolic disorder which meant he had to eat regularly. You failed to appreciate that young people are addicted to fast food. I hope he was in a union. If so the union's lawyers should sue you until the pips squeeze. Bullying is never acceptable in the workplace. You were guilty of accent discrimination as soon as the poor young man opened his mouth. You should be blacklisted as an employer forthwith. You are the living embodiment of capitalist mill owners of the past

Yeh I see that....but was he killed or did he just die...naturally?

Enjoyed it last night so went for similar again… well different pizza.

Get yourself a lobotomy ffs

That's f****r when we get those wet summers, last year was the same we struggled as they'd had a real shite year, they seem to have done a bit better this year with the dry spring/summer.

That was caught on the river bush, where they make the world famous whiskey, basically we plumb the depth then lift the prawn a foot off the bottom, using a float to keep it suspended, so if its 6ft deep we fish the prawn/shrimp at 5ft, when the float goes down then its usually a fish

I did ,a few wet summers and mixi came back and they’ve disappeared.. no other pressure on them .