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I've got your mate Bret May doing my bins this morning.

The Punjabi really stands out in you in your younger years, is it true you invented the "Come on ladies, come on ladies, von pound feesh" song?

Seen them like that down moss road

Seagulls still waiting for his misses to let him have a go in the Tesla lol

So you took the pup to Florida with you,good man

6 millimetre Peter explains a lot lol

Al put that up on only when you live in Donny and Barnsley lol. Al say this fella here says if his lawns not cut by time he gets back jaws will be hanging. Lol only thing that will be hanging is your jigar / door when it's been kicked open

I wish, he barely leaves my side unless I'm out with another dog.

Good night mate?

That’s what I used to conquer the west mate lol

Wankers lol

Tell the truth your pup is running off on you already

Sorry to hear. It's such a shitty thing to happen. Best wishes to you

Shall I grab a shed load of crackers? I don’t know the cracker to pate ratio for 1.2kg! I’m guessing a couple of boxes. Great looking knife that Bud. See you there later

Yeah, but I was stood a mile away and she had them the wrong way around. No, yesterday afternoon I saw what may have been a pair of golden eagles, they were way in the distance so couldn't say for sure but I thought they looked bigger than buzzards, it would have been handy if I had a decent pair of binos.

Your football analogue is a good one but I have one for you as well Im pretty sure you would "throw your support" behind Millwall if their result effected West Hams in a positive way? I hate Bristol Rovers but if them winning (hardly ever happens mind) meant Bristol City were going to be promoted I would don a blue and white hat and sing Goodnight Irene (In private). I will put this out there, The English Democrat party a far right party who stood in Runcorn and Helsby had 95 votes, if 7 more voters who leant to the far right would have given them their vote instead of Reform, giving the

And here's me thinking hammocks were supposed to be off the ground?? Cheers, D.

Your Mrs struggling to find it is she...

What pair do you recommend and what's the sweet spot for a set of all-rounders?

Can't beat waking up itching like Pete Doherty in a poppy field, I could get used to living up here mind.

Barcelona Cam.

How the f**k did you get that picture..lol

Happy Birthday

The thing people don’t realise is that nobody lives in the Britain that existed pre Blair anymore….that country is dead, Blair killed it. We all live (lived) in something completely different, a new country……and it hasn’t worked, it’s a disaster ! vast swathes of even the indigenous people have a completely different mindset, lack of identity, no mental connection to the land beneath their feet, set of values or social connection to the Britain many of us think about at all……they couldn’t give two fucks at best and at worst, many of them think it’s all completely normal and see

He had a G&T after and passed out.