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Covid is back Get back under the bed quick!

She had a couple of successful runs on the lamp, mate?

Once the method statement and risk assessment is done ! lol

I went to the doctor and he said he’d never seen anyone as sick still alive . He asked to see my medical records but apparently they were sealed in the 80s in Cuba

Anyone else like it ? Captain is about the only one who likes to play on the boat it seems lol. Eveyone else prefers poker

Off to a flying start the pup.

Once your feeling better princess lol

Fucks sake! 2 of my lads f****d off at 12pm today complaining of feeling sick, blah blah... what's happening to blokes these days.. Stiffy wouldn't handle Cher even at eighty odd, too much of a woman for him...lol

Bulgaria here we come

You making them wheatens?

He’s full of shit, he is currently on the sofa in his wife’s dressing gown and covered in a duvet, an absolute shell of a man !……he mentioned words like “feel rough” bla blah but I said I don’t speak that language because I was actually born a man !

It wouldn't be the worst life eh! Lol

I'm the least likely football lad in the whole world. I had no intention going down for a ruck , I just wanted to stand up and be counted. I was looking at the best way to travel last night , and the surest way of getting there and back , was a 6 hour night journey on a coach , but I've just had a conversation with my lad , and he said , for fucks sake don't get on one of those coaches , because he sees them leaving for London, and they're filled with the other lot. It would be a bit of an uncomfortable six hours , me with a st George's cross draped over my shoulders , and

You crack me up mate...lol Arrys been foraging for mushrooms before I was born I reckon... lol I'll pick field mushrooms no worries, i know a few woodland ones but am more careful with those...

Heaven

Carp lake hopefully have a few out cheers mate

There's a glimpse inside your head lol 20 cher lookalikes walking well bred coursing dogs and cleaning the kennels out in thigh high boots and leather mini skirts lol

Two faced buggers, I love owd blighty I do, I'm staying put lol, but to be honest, I had a biopsy done, couple of weeks back, live had a phone call about an HR ago, it needs treatment , I couldn't give a monkies, I don't feel ill or in any pain, and I'm still standing

The irony of folk moaning about immigrants and then talking of emigrating themselves.

Wild carp on the dry fly

Alas I put my lurchers on a muscle building regime conjured up by one Arnold swarnecker a very well fleshed individual from Austria

I’d be fully 90s coke whore mode , just a house full of snake print dresses and fake tanned sorts walking my dogs

most houses have electric,some have wells for water , none of that bothers me as I live on a yard "plot of land "i run a geny and panels for power so I'd do same if we moved,I'd love to have a small holding in UK but just couldn't afford it but I could in Bulgaria , it'd be hard work but worth it and I'd still have my plot on the fens to come back and visit family.

He's always come over as a bit of a prick to be honest, bullying type... just cause he runs dogs don't endear him to me...to be honest the dog game would be better off without the extra publicity and exposure he brings, him.actong the twat is plastered over the papers because of his public image, Joe public will think he's the norm

There handy tool to have