longers01 2,319 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Found a pissed up bloke with his lass one night crawling up a dyke proper clawing there way up couldnt get up wouldnt mind dyke was only 3 foot deep all so lamped a emu one night mad night that atb longers01 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
longers01 2,319 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Didnt taste bad mate bit tough had to cut it into 4 to get it in the oven lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratmanwan 66 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Jo riley, ive done the fox control inside twycross zoo many times (.22) It's a bit surreal flicking the lamp on and there's a lion stood 10 foot away. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,307 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 We go to borth animalarium quite often and my Mrs took our dog there once when they had just got lions . the lions spotted the dog from a long distance away and started pacing and getting very wound up . The owner said not to take the dog near them as they didn't lie dogs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,635 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Lamped two guys, one was getting stuck into the other, rear entrance style! They didn't bat an eye lid. On the way off, the coppers were driving on and I stopped to tell them. They laughed their bollocks off ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,100 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 early ours one morning out lamping down some back lanes a volvo estate pulls up winds the window daown and a woman starts asking questions about the dogs and the pup. nothing strange you there you may think. i was with 2 other lads at the time and this woman was in a dressing gown and nightie with loads of carrier bags full of stuff on every seat of her car and she was wearing a carrier bag on each hand and one tied round her head bandana style i thought it was funny at the time but it freaked the shit out of me afterwards. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 I don't lamp but, I do use NV a lot. One of my permissions is a sports club complex out in the sticks, I've seen shaggers in cars in the carpark a few times when leaving the playing fields. I usually give them a couple of minutes but, if they don't get a move on, I just walk through the car park and set the security lights off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,565 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 lamping one night got a shine of eyes by a dead sheep which disappeared pretty quick walked over to the sheep could see nothing but heard a strange sound coming from the sheep and its belly was moving like something of alien and out of this sheep came a litter of kittens bright red with blood and hissing at me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,635 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Lamped two guys, one was getting stuck into the other, rear entrance style! They didn't bat an eye lid. On the way off, the coppers were driving on and I stopped to tell them. They laughed their bollocks off Lamped two guys, one was getting stuck into the other, rear entrance style! They didn't bat an eye lid. On the way off, the coppers were driving on and I stopped to tell them. They laughed their bollocks offBet you joined in really?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
onion jonny 526 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 was lamping a fox outside longriggend young offenders when i did a bit of squeaking and a voice from the jail shouted if i squeaked again he would kick my cnut in i said come on then and started squeaking like mad thinking to myself the daft cnuts locked in then i saw a warden come out the gate. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,266 Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 talking of zoo s my mate was out by a local zoo and his bull x fcks of comes back 15 later with feathers in its mouth the next day its all over local news big cat kills ostrich didn t have the heart to tell them the truth I know of the man you refer to, the zoo the dog got into and the story of the cat killing the ostrich, you see I also follow up and dismiss false claims as well as real ones, the guy lives in a caravan and sells logs if you need proof I,m not lying and it's the same incident though I,d be surprised if this has happened twice in Somerset in recent years, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 you got one bit wrong the dog belongs to a lad with a bodyshop and was kept on the land who sells the logs all good freinds of mine , you couldn t make this shit up lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Driving through Somerset one night and there is a bloke laid flat on the ground looks KO but could see he was breathing. Rang plod as he was on a narrow Lane, when they eventually woke hectre up he spent 20 minster arguing that it was his bit of road and he kept going back to sleep. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Another night we were going through cheddar gorge when my dad claimed he saw the devil. Turnt back and put the lamp up and there was a big Billy goat sat 50 foot up a shear face 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted July 24, 2017 Report Share Posted July 24, 2017 Seeing a rabbit retrieved live to hand was pretty strange, I must admit..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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