EDDIE B 3,145 Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 Just my opinion. If their was a god, why did he get a bunch a lads, with not even a bicycle between them, to spread the word of his existence, which has taken probably over 2000 years to reach every human being on the planet, instead of making one big revelation to everyone all at the same time in an instant? That means billions of people have lived and died, and gone to hell before they even knew there was a god, heaven or bloody hell f**k, I need a f*cking drink after that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,098 Posted December 28, 2022 Report Share Posted December 28, 2022 2 hours ago, EDDIE B said: Just my opinion. If their was a god, why did he get a bunch a lads, with not even a bicycle between them, to spread the word of his existence, which has taken probably over 2000 years to reach every human being on the planet, instead of making one big revelation to everyone all at the same time in an instant? That means billions of people have lived and died, and gone to hell before they even knew there was a god, heaven or bloody hell f**k, I need a f*cking drink after that Bingo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 12 hours ago, foxdropper said: Bingo No. They didn't have bingo then. Good idea though. That would have got the message out to a lot of people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,098 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Nicepix said: No. They didn't have bingo then. Good idea though. That would have got the message out to a lot of people. I want to like it but don’t want you thinking your ok . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,815 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 15 hours ago, EDDIE B said: Just my opinion. If their was a god, why did he get a bunch a lads, with not even a bicycle between them, to spread the word of his existence, which has taken probably over 2000 years to reach every human being on the planet, instead of making one big revelation to everyone all at the same time in an instant? That means billions of people have lived and died, and gone to hell before they even knew there was a god, heaven or bloody hell f**k, I need a f*cking drink after that Very good. I'd never thought of that. Here's another puzzler.Why is there this weird thing about lopping foreskins off and certain religious sects? Lopping off clitorises is a popular activity too. Why is there this cleanliness thing about sex? As in priests and nuns must be celibate . As in Mary had to be a virgin. Did Joseph know about her impregnation? Was he cuckloded? Was he OK with bringing up JC or did he secretly think I'm sick of this perfect kid performing these miracles? We may never know or care. It's all bollocks and fairy stories. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, jukel123 said: Very good. I'd never thought of that. Here's another puzzler.Why is there this weird thing about lopping foreskins off and certain religious sects? Lopping off clitorises is a popular activity too. Why is there this cleanliness thing about sex? As in priests and nuns must be celibate . As in Mary had to be a virgin. Did Joseph know about her impregnation? Was he cuckloded? Was he OK with bringing up JC or did he secretly think I'm sick of this perfect kid performing these miracles? We may never know or care. It's all bollocks and fairy stories. The biggest question about religion is why those who shout loudest about them being Christians haven't got a Christian bone in their bodies judging from their actions and attitudes. And it has always been tbe same right through the ages. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,270 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Nicepix said: The biggest question about religion is why those who shout loudest about them being Christians haven't got a Christian bone in their bodies judging from their actions and attitudes. And it has always been tbe same right through the ages. Yeah, but god gave them free will, so they can act how, and do, what they like. Edited December 29, 2022 by shaaark 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 6,815 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Just now, Nicepix said: The biggest question about religion is why those who shout loudest about them being Christians haven't got a Christian bone in their bodies judging from their actions and attitudes. And it has always been tbe same right through the ages. Yep, if you're ever down on your luck, don't ask a Christian for help. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,080 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 Psalms chapter 4 verse 11. And lo, Jesus did say to Peter, come forth Peter and you shall have eternal life. But Peter came fifth and had to settle for a toaster. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 20 hours ago, EDDIE B said: Just my opinion. If their was a god, why did he get a bunch a lads, with not even a bicycle between them, to spread the word of his existence, which has taken probably over 2000 years to reach every human being on the planet, instead of making one big revelation to everyone all at the same time in an instant? That means billions of people have lived and died, and gone to hell before they even knew there was a god, heaven or bloody hell f**k, I need a f*cking drink after that Because that wouldn't have made such a good story though, Bang "Its Me" The End, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxdropper 17,098 Posted December 29, 2022 Report Share Posted December 29, 2022 You live ,you die ,end of Im afraid .Do not pass go nor receive £200. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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