ditchman 4,407 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married ....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,435 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 6 hours ago, ditchman said: giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married ....... Yup bloody wierdo, 68 years old the wrong un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 18,693 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Packaging. Whether it's a tub of coleslaw or a packet of cooked meat/cheese or an Amazon delivery, I struggle to open them cleanly, think I'm turning into IWW Cheers, D. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,962 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 15 hours ago, ditchman said: giles Brandreth..............arse licking low life...he makes my stomach churn .............and that bloody awful Steven Fry i shudder when i think of him bangin that young kid he married ....... That's an easy fix mate . Just spend less time thinking about old men shagging young boys and you'll be fine . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,407 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 12 minutes ago, mel b said: That's an easy fix mate . Just spend less time thinking about old men shagging young boys and you'll be fine . you are a cheeky dirtbag sometimes............hows the ginger farming going....are you looking at a good crop this year Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 8,751 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 2 hours ago, dytkos said: Packaging. Whether it's a tub of coleslaw or a packet of cooked meat/cheese or an Amazon delivery, I struggle to open them cleanly, think I'm turning into IWW Cheers, D. Nah I heard he can open a tin of corned beef with his pecker ,no idea the technique Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,962 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 5 hours ago, ditchman said: you are a cheeky dirtbag sometimes............hows the ginger farming going....are you looking at a good crop this year Don't worry mate . I'll have enough ginger to keep you warm, and make your eyes sparkle all through the winter . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,407 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 55 minutes ago, mel b said: Don't worry mate . I'll have enough ginger to keep you warm, and make your eyes sparkle all through the winter . same deal as last year ? ...half a dozen eels and 7 hamsters (washed) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,962 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 11 hours ago, ditchman said: same deal as last year ? ...half a dozen eels and 7 hamsters (washed) I'm really sorry mate , but Peter mandelson has already bought up all of the hamsters , and kier starmer bought up all the eels . Said he's feels at home with the other slimey c**ts . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,407 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 8 hours ago, mel b said: I'm really sorry mate , but Peter mandelson has already bought up all of the hamsters , and kier starmer bought up all the eels . Said he's feels at home with the other slimey c**ts . Mandelson has just been done for urinating in a public place.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,962 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 4 hours ago, ditchman said: Mandelson has just been done for urinating in a public place.... has he actually been nicked for it ?. It was probably one of those public toilet things Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,912 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 (edited) House plants. Plants in the house. Edited April 17 by eastcoast 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 4,407 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 cant you poison them....get Mandelson to wee in them......... dont ask Mel for help ...he would take a dump in the pots 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 6,017 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Buoyant bogroll. Usually that last wipe you chuck in before flushing. The one that then decides to turn itself into a paper bubble, dancing about on the waves as you flush, flashing that last wee smear of shite at you. Then, once the waters calm, it’s just sat there looking a bit deflated and you can’t understand why the fcuk it didn’t go. So you wait, and wait on the cistern filling. Then you go again, hard this time, maybe a double pump on the handle just to send this little b*****d off, but no, it’s blown up like a f***ing ballon again, if anything bigger than before, and then you pray that at the last second it’ll get sucked round the u-bend, but alas no. Now it’s options time. Hand in and fish it out, fcuk that, that’s a fcuking losers game. You could just walk off and deny any knowledge.., but that depends on your location. Risk the humiliation of a third failed attempt, no, you’re stupid but not that stupid. Wonder if you might be able to muster a wee bit more piss to drown the b*****d, decent option for a 50+ male. It’s a real dilemma. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 18,693 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 "Celebrity" tv travel programmes, Susan Calman, Clive Myreah, Paul Merton, Michael Portillo etc all filmed travelling the world, on every f***ing channel, every day it seems. Has has Susan Calman ever done anything apart from being an annoying Scottish dyke? Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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