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On 01/06/2025 at 16:17, mC HULL said:

wasnt it funny but ye a juiced up crack head the size of him is dangerous mix the faces he was pulling had me rolling about never mind the story’s 

 

He was a very dangerous man before he was a crackhead, he was a monster once the crack got hold of him, he’s got a book out “ the tax man” and it reads like a work of fiction, but most of the stories are true if not a bit exaggerated, I was at a funeral a bit ago and he was there like some mafia don, with daft kids in tracksuits hanging around him it was embarrassing watching him try to talk to the grownups and everyone just fu*king him off

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That f***ing collision assist shit on our car, 2 drug c**ts walked in front of me sticking thier middle finger up crossing the road I just carried on trying to shit the b*****ds up, fuk me the car lit

People who pretend they know shit when they know f**k all... Its rife in middle management in the building game, where you have to sit and listen to absolute bullshit until you get your chance to

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On 23/05/2025 at 09:36, Bendigo said:

Rescue dogs....I can't remember the last time I met someone who's dog wasn't rescued. It's like an obsession. 

Talking to a site manager the other day on a job and he was showing me a photo of his rescue dog....think I upset him when I told him it wasn't 'rescued' it was just a shit 2nd hand dog

"He's a rescue"

If you invertedly bump into the curious while walking a certain type its a handy phrase & youre smirk can be construed as a friendly smile.

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On 23/05/2025 at 10:45, mackem said:

Rescuing dogs from China,in the grand scheme of things is it such a noble thing to rescue a stray mutt from a meat market in China?Theres a woman in China at the moment,the SCMP did a piece on her,rescued dogs from rehoming centres,took them home……..And ate them.

Lucy from Twickenham or Weybridge doing the same,posting it on Mumsnet showing the dog that cost her thousands to get to the UK,posting from her phone that child slave labour in Congo mines components of,absolute simpletons.

Lad I know used to go through all the ads for horses, would go & check them out, but more so the passport, if the box wasnt ticked that they were never to go into the food chain, they were swiftly stroked & loaded, telling them it would make an ideal nag for his daughter/dad/or field companion. Couple of months feeding up & off to the meat auction they would go, he done allright at it before he got investigated by the animal welfare people, 70 + odd horses taken. The investigation isnt over yet apparently, aint gonna be a slap on the wrist, all the time the fees will be racking up. He's a slippery scroat, done me a very good turn a good few years ago, which I reciprocated often, till he tried taking the piss, gone over my head due to the initial good turn, but I can be a patient b*****d also, which he knows.

Yep, I know some people with Romanian rescue dogs & seen a fair few Spanish rescue galgos type over here, must be good $ in animal rescues, the amount of them! The aRSePCA set up the model!

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Pet Hates...

Last time I posted on this was 100 pages and for years back, and I still hate Gemma Collins...

Here's a few dog hates...

Jackers - and i've owned a few...

Path Shitters - dogs that always have to crap further up the path you are walking, no matter how much open land around them.

Kennel Whiners - those mutts that sort of do it on the sly, and it takes a minute or two to realise.

Lead Reactives- I've got one now, total happy go lucky shithouse with other dogs when off a lead, and a random lunatic on one.

I could go on, but...

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On 12/05/2025 at 14:44, gnasher16 said:

Oh hang about....and get this.....i dont know if other cities are getting them.....but gigantic great big bill board size television screens at the side of the road with f****n adverts on them !!!!!

Like....i cant touch any type of device within my car while im driving in case it disturbs my concentration while driving.......but i can sit watching your f****n telly adverts as im belting along the carriageway.......what sort of f****n idiots are we !

They blind you n all there’s one in lovely Croydon that you need sunglasses to look at gives you a sun tan as you go by. 

what about the A406 traffic weavers ? Proper wankers them.. 

or all the f***ing joggers around Clapham Common at 10pm what the fecks that about ? 
 

dont get me started about 20mph zones 

the thought of driving around E14 or E16 make me shudder like I’m going through Upton Park (Pakistan) 

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8 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said:

Another one thl adverts !!

 

 

and people that whinge about being attacked by jellyfish 

 

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Have you tried incline bench mate, a great way to tighten your chest up.

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1 hour ago, lurcherman 887 said:

Another one thl adverts !!

 

 

and people that whinge about being attacked by jellyfish 

 

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Dude the ads are tailored to your Internet searches. If you stop searching for fat blokes with big tits , the ads will stop 👍.

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1 hour ago, mel b said:

Dude the ads are tailored to your Internet searches. If you stop searching for fat blokes with big tits , the ads will stop 👍.

errr pot calling the kettle black comes to mind.............errr "sandy crack" your mate is looking for you

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7 hours ago, mel b said:

Dude the ads are tailored to your Internet searches. 

I did not know that.

PS. I bought a bra too…, got it for half price.

 

 

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1 hour ago, pesky1972 said:

I did not know that.

PS. I bought a bra too…, got it for half price.

 

 

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I mainly just get holiday ads.

 

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1 minute ago, mel b said:

I mainly just get holiday ads.

 

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Is that tomo? 

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1 minute ago, Chid said:

Is that tomo? 

How did you know ?. Did he send his holiday pics to everyone???.

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