neil r 1,945 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 The wanna be roadmen with the 2 tone grey north face trackies and puffa jackets with the hoods up in summer wearing mongy Nike trainers that have soles that are 5 sizes too big for the actual trainer and worst of all , their little handbags . People in small cars are a nuisance aswell . Whenever you get stuck in a line of traffic you can bet it’s some fcuker in a Peugeot 107 or aygo at the front doing a 1/3rd of the speed limit for no reason at all . They also seem to have trouble getting their cars within walking distance of the curb when parking so it looks like they’ve just abandoned it in the middle of the road 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,177 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 One ive discovered recently are motorway variable speed signs,especially at night.......f****n things !!! 60......50........60.........40.......50.......National Speed Li..........50.......40........National Sp.........60.......40......Variable Speed Limit in place For System Test.......50......60.....Variable speed limit in place for Climate Control. f**k off you c**ts just ask me for my money like a normal person instead of trying to catch me out with this shit.....no wonder theres so many f****n accidents on our roads every c**ts looking up in the air reading poxy road signs......cant take my eyes off the road to touch my mobile phone but can wrench my whole head around everywhere looking for road signs that want to fine me....dirty f****n shlaaags ! 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,177 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 (edited) Oh.....and to top it off.......Speed Awareness Courses when you do get collared. " You cant do more than 3 in any 4 year period Sir you'll just have to take the points " f**k off you lousy c**ts ive done at least 5 in the last 2 years i even get someone else to do them on the laptop for me now ! Like they're gonna give you points and then ban you,they dont want to take you off the road when they're making millions off you driving through a 50 doing 60 because you'd lost track of what the game was currently on.......f****n roll on ! Edited May 12 by gnasher16 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,177 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 Oh hang about....and get this.....i dont know if other cities are getting them.....but gigantic great big bill board size television screens at the side of the road with f****n adverts on them !!!!! Like....i cant touch any type of device within my car while im driving in case it disturbs my concentration while driving.......but i can sit watching your f****n telly adverts as im belting along the carriageway.......what sort of f****n idiots are we ! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 24,463 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 16 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Outlaw biker gangs in the uk , flying about with hulls angels or satans slaves , derby chapter in their jacket . That brought a memory flooding back well two actually. The first was back in the sixties I was in a biker group one of my mates got his mother to embroider "Hells Angels" on a Levi denim waistcoat. This is true she embroidered " Hells Angles". Second was a confrontation I had with some Hells Angels at Winchester. At the time I was in with some mates that were into reanactments of the English Civil war Round Heads and Cavillers, The kings Army. It was like 500 a side rugby with out a ball. Any way got to the camp site got all dressed and off to the closes pub for the evening piss up. On the way a youngster was being chased by Hells Angels on the opposite side of the road he fell and was surrounded by four guys much older than him. So one of us shouted leave him alone, with that there was a roar and about 15 bikes were in front of us. Now there was 3 of us well at least I thought there was I looked around Chopper as he was known Gone. Thought going to get some hiding here as Alan and I sort of stood back to back. With that the pub that was about 50 yards away emptied of dozens of Round heads and Cavillers in all the kit with swords waving and wood from a chestnut paling fence. Chopper had ran to the pub. Bikes were going down some were making off on there bikes. the road was a full on battle. Must have been a strange site for any body that seen it. Young lad was okay and thanked us but said they were a bad crowd and would raid our camp site, they never did. Boy did we get pissed that night Lol. Cheers Arry 1 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,177 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 31 minutes ago, Arry said: That brought a memory flooding back well two actually. The first was back in the sixties I was in a biker group one of my mates got his mother to embroider "Hells Angels" on a Levi denim waistcoat. This is true she embroidered " Hells Angles". Second was a confrontation I had with some Hells Angels at Winchester. At the time I was in with some mates that were into reanactments of the English Civil war Round Heads and Cavillers, The kings Army. It was like 500 a side rugby with out a ball. Any way got to the camp site got all dressed and off to the closes pub for the evening piss up. On the way a youngster was being chased by Hells Angels on the opposite side of the road he fell and was surrounded by four guys much older than him. So one of us shouted leave him alone, with that there was a roar and about 15 bikes were in front of us. Now there was 3 of us well at least I thought there was I looked around Chopper as he was known Gone. Thought going to get some hiding here as Alan and I sort of stood back to back. With that the pub that was about 50 yards away emptied of dozens of Round heads and Cavillers in all the kit with swords waving and wood from a chestnut paling fence. Chopper had ran to the pub. Bikes were going down some were making off on there bikes. the road was a full on battle. Must have been a strange site for any body that seen it. Young lad was okay and thanked us but said they were a bad crowd and would raid our camp site, they never did. Boy did we get pissed that night Lol. Cheers Arry Please tell me thats available on Netflix 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 24,463 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 9 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Please tell me thats available on Netflix I have often thought if mobil phones had been about what a bit of footage it would have been. To me it was like the cavalry came. I don't think i even got involved I think I was sort of stunned and just watched it was some spectacle. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,517 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 2 hours ago, gnasher16 said: Oh.....and to top it off.......Speed Awareness Courses when you do get collared. " You cant do more than 3 in any 4 year period Sir you'll just have to take the points " f**k off you lousy c**ts ive done at least 5 in the last 2 years i even get someone else to do them on the laptop for me now ! Like they're gonna give you points and then ban you,they dont want to take you off the road when they're making millions off you driving through a 50 doing 60 because you'd lost track of what the game was currently on.......f****n roll on ! When I did mine it was in person with a bunch of similarly looking fed up blokes in the room, they had some retired traffic cozzer (as well as some spade driving instructor ) there lecturing us all…..I tortured the nerd all afternoon, absolutely tortured him ! I think it pissed everyone else off if I’m honest but f**k it, I enjoyed myself ! lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,177 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 5 minutes ago, WILF said: When I did mine it was in person with a bunch of similarly looking fed up blokes in the room, they had some retired traffic cozzer (as well as some spade driving instructor ) there lecturing us all…..I tortured the nerd all afternoon, absolutely tortured him ! I think it pissed everyone else off if I’m honest but f**k it, I enjoyed myself ! lol Same here mate the last few ive done the online ones remotely but the first few i did were at the Marriot Hotel near me about 15 of us all equally uninterested,the only way to get through the boredom was to terrorise them with questions they couldnt answer.....and the reason they couldnt answer is because we all know its a clever little industry thats arisen out of the roads that we're supposed to pretend we cant see the hussle ffs. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WataWalloper 3,261 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 2 hours ago, gnasher16 said: Same here mate the last few ive done the online ones remotely but the first few i did were at the Marriot Hotel near me about 15 of us all equally uninterested,the only way to get through the boredom was to terrorise them with questions they couldnt answer.....and the reason they couldnt answer is because we all know its a clever little industry thats arisen out of the roads that we're supposed to pretend we cant see the hussle ffs. Handy tho, I had one then they tried to give me 3 points later on till we remembered she was driving second time haha an can do them every 3 years or summat, I can’t lie I actually learnt a couple a things haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,254 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 4 hours ago, WILF said: When I did mine it was in person with a bunch of similarly looking fed up blokes in the room, they had some retired traffic cozzer (as well as some spade driving instructor ) there lecturing us all…..I tortured the nerd all afternoon, absolutely tortured him ! I think it pissed everyone else off if I’m honest but f**k it, I enjoyed myself ! lol Me too I wound the fukers right up . When they showed that clip of a car driving down the street with several obvious hazards they asked me to spot one. I said the man in the jcb digger may have a banana in his lunch box and throw it out on the road a lorry may lose control and hit the Pakistani corner shop killing all his family. Just one of many that day bloke wished he never got out of bed 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,740 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Thats actually a genuine lol from wilf there which is worrying eh ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 8,303 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 On 12/05/2025 at 14:16, WILF said: When I did mine it was in person with a bunch of similarly looking fed up blokes in the room, they had some retired traffic cozzer (as well as some spade driving instructor ) there lecturing us all…..I tortured the nerd all afternoon, absolutely tortured him ! I think it pissed everyone else off if I’m honest but f**k it, I enjoyed myself ! lol So you're one of them clever c**ts that makes the course take an hour longer than it needs to rather than just shutting the f**k up unless asked to talk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,929 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 3 minutes ago, downsouth said: So you're one of them clever c**ts that makes the course take an hour longer than it needs to rather than just shutting the f**k up unless asked to talk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,014 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 On 12/05/2025 at 06:34, neil r said: The wanna be roadmen with the 2 tone grey north face trackies and puffa jackets with the hoods up in summer wearing mongy Nike trainers that have soles that are 5 sizes too big for the actual trainer and worst of all , their little handbags . People in small cars are a nuisance aswell . Whenever you get stuck in a line of traffic you can bet it’s some fcuker in a Peugeot 107 or aygo at the front doing a 1/3rd of the speed limit for no reason at all . They also seem to have trouble getting their cars within walking distance of the curb when parking so it looks like they’ve just abandoned it in the middle of the road Not when I had my fiat panda , I used to throw that into corners lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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