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[FLATTOP 5,118]

A Porky Chop baked spud with a bit of Philadelphia cheese and a side salad, been trying to behave this week food and drink wise as I’m off to a beer festival tomorrow and I’m going to eat and drink everything lol

[mel b 3,530]

26 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i daresay it was ..............but my god did your breath stink.......sort of a cross twixt rotten fish and stilton....and salty... off cream de la snake

So French then?.

[Stavross 17,924]

Mashed spud, cod loin, asparagus and a Dijon mustard sauce, I thought about a poached egg on top instead of the sauce but then thought that might be a step too far 

[ditchman 3,262]

28 minutes ago, mel b said:

So French then?.

ive been told "on the wire"...you have given up chewing tobacco...now you have a regular supply of Diane's nickers (with crunchy gussets)............and you were seen the other day in the Dog&Layby (pub)...chewing a gusset like a bulldog chomping noisly on a slab of whip leather...getting all the goodness out of it before swallowing it..........

is there no end to your perverted talents

[Daniel cain 48,413]

Rib eye red onion,Tommy sauce french stick...

[mitre 243]

2 hours ago, mel b said:

Mate that looked so tasty , until you put a banana on it.

Papadoms please next time 

[ditchman 3,262]

5 minutes ago, mitre said:

Papadoms please next time 

you are quite right..........i love stuff like that and nans..trouble is me old tum wont tolerate stuff made with flour...

[jeemes 5,106]

3 hours ago, Arry said:

Sausages from the same farm shop I go the chops from.

Oh no the eggs are touching the beans oh and the tomato and the sausages. Lol.

Cheers Arry

 

I know, disgusting and theyve got cataracts !

[mel b 3,530]

50 minutes ago, ditchman said:

ive been told "on the wire"...you have given up chewing tobacco...now you have a regular supply of Diane's nickers (with crunchy gussets)............and you were seen the other day in the Dog&Layby (pub)...chewing a gusset like a bulldog chomping noisly on a slab of whip leather...getting all the goodness out of it before swallowing it..........

is there no end to your perverted talents

What can I say mate. We all need a hobby .

[kanny 21,614]

Whatever it is lamb something...was nice 

[shaaark 11,350]

3 hours ago, Arry said:

Sausages from the same farm shop I go the chops from.

Oh no the eggs are touching the beans oh and the tomato and the sausages. Lol.

Cheers Arry

 

Absolutely NOTHING wrong with eggs or beans touching anything else on a breakfast, Arry, as long as there ain't no f***ing mashed potatoes on it!! Lol

[Arry 24,605]

9 hours ago, shaaark said:

Absolutely NOTHING wrong with eggs or beans touching anything else on a breakfast, Arry, as long as there ain't no f***ing mashed potatoes on it!! Lol

Just joshing mate. Just bit of banter about eggs.

Cheers Arry

[Franks dad 1,899]

Last nights munch .. missus is over so she had the same minus spring onions and jalapeño popper. 

[jeemes 5,106]

10 hours ago, shaaark said:

Absolutely NOTHING wrong with eggs or beans touching anything else on a breakfast, Arry, as long as there ain't no f***ing mashed potatoes on it!! Lol

If you make a breakfast for someone it should be their choice if egg can touch bean or tomato, especially tinned tomato.

In the meantime use the sausage as a breakwater!  "Alan Partridge"

[Lenmcharristar 10,254]

18 hours ago, kanny said:

Whatever it is lamb something...was nice 

The lamb ikea kebab