micky 3,325 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 42 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Theres a problem with that tho what happens if you hit a pinger??? Everytime I go for a massage/spa day all I can do on the way there is worry about hitting a hard on. Never happens tho as you wnd up relaxed. Clothing optional sounds kinkier. Back in school we done life guard or water safety thing for p.e class at the local swimming baths. My mate was the volunteer to be pretend rescued for the demonstration and he ended up getting rescued and put on a stretcher by a few of the girls from the class. Carried off in a stretcher from a fake staged drowning with an erection. Hes never been allowed to forget it I ain't had the Horn for over twelve months yet when I had my Prostrate examined on Monday WHAM 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meece 1,957 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 43 minutes ago, Rusty_terrier said: Theres a problem with that tho what happens if you hit a pinger??? Everytime I go for a massage/spa day all I can do on the way there is worry about hitting a hard on. Never happens tho as you wnd up relaxed. Clothing optional sounds kinkier. Back in school we done life guard or water safety thing for p.e class at the local swimming baths. My mate was the volunteer to be pretend rescued for the demonstration and he ended up getting rescued and put on a stretcher by a few of the girls from the class. Carried off in a stretcher from a fake staged drowning with an erection. Hes never been allowed to forget it Didn't he bring it to the girls attention ? 6 minutes ago, micky said: I ain't had the Horn for over twelve months yet when I had my Prostrate examined on Monday WHAM are you booked in for a repeat performance ____ I remember back when I was at school there was a game of basketball in which the head boy was playing. He was a bit of a clod and during the match he developed a difficulty in his ability to walk. He went bright red, The boys in the crowd were laughing and the girls were giggling and pointing. All sport and entertainment. He was the colour of a beetroot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 21 hours ago, W. Katchum said: Missus got half tidy legs there mate Grinch pyjama bottoms on mate absolute council estate scumbag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 20 hours ago, king said: Feck how tall are you SM about 7ft.from the knee to the toe looks about 4ft It’s an optical illusion brother , I have the shortest legs youve ever seen . Big engine , small wheels 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 They are fast mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,870 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 18 hours ago, dytkos said: The lad AJ? Cheers, D. Ks and kd I think I don't know a aj I think ks dogs were from bw stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Blackmag said: Ks and kd I think I don't know a aj I think ks dogs were from bw stuff Don't think I know them, going back 30 years mind. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,870 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 So am I dy ks gone done twice for digging knew pb and McCoy well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
talt 878 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Thinking about starting to wear a smoking jacket, curly toe slippers and a fez. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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talt 878 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 I think i could rock it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 34 minutes ago, Blackmag said: So am I dy ks gone done twice for digging knew pb and McCoy well Send me a pm please mate. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 7 hours ago, Rusty_terrier said: Have been using their bath bombs for a while. Started using the bubble bars their and they are drying my skin out so went back to radox Do you realise that by buying there products you're funding an anti? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,870 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, dytkos said: Send me a pm please mate. Cheers, D. Sent dy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,354 Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Bunch of fcuking spice boys. Lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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