THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Skinny chicks with big tits look ridiculous, you need summat that that can carry the tits without looking daft I quite like a chick with a few extra pounds , not summat like an ironing board my misses gets fake lips and all that shite every now and again , bday or when I’m flush and wants fake tits for her fortieth. Shes fine as she is imho and I don’t need her to morph into a kardashian slag 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, gnasher16 said: Each to their own but i think fake tits are revolting,....they feel horrible,look absolutely ridiculous.....unless a birds got a chest like an ironing board or a bad hang up about her body i dont get why any bloke would go for it....as ive said to a couple of pals of mine whos mrs had them.....you always end up paying for your mistakes in the end If it makes em feel better a sexier after a few kids nash and it puts a smile on her face it is what it is.. cmon would you begrudge your woman something she really wanted ?? About the way they feel aswell you wouldnt no the difference.. silicones changed alot in the past 10 years . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 58 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Skinny chicks with big tits look ridiculous, you need summat that that can carry the tits without looking daft I quite like a chick with a few extra pounds , not summat like an ironing board my misses gets fake lips and all that shite every now and again , bday or when I’m flush and wants fake tits for her fortieth. Shes fine as she is imho and I don’t need her to morph into a kardashian slag Yep mrs does the lips thing n all how they paying up your way its 200 quid for a ml here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 She gets them at mates rates at A ton a mill she was like pete Burns a couple of years ago 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted February 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: She gets them at mates rates at A ton a mill she was like pete Burns a couple of years ago how big was her dong?? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,679 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Haha pete burns.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,369 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Not sure wats worse a wife with fake boobs or a wife that fakes orgasm lol tricky one that eh Edited February 4, 2019 by green lurchers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 https://goo.gl/images/tUCGfF Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,397 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 If a birds like a ironing board do you no think her nips are super sensitive ?. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 I wonder if birds reading this might think, spend a few £ and get your cock extended and some gym membership? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 10 hours ago, Rusty_terrier said: What kind of birds yiu shagging that are getting cock extensions. Packing heat by the sounds of it i think the word YOUR explains it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,656 Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 18 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: If it makes em feel better a sexier after a few kids nash and it puts a smile on her face it is what it is.. cmon would you begrudge your woman something she really wanted ?? About the way they feel aswell you wouldnt no the difference.. silicones changed alot in the past 10 years . Ok yes your first point is a fair point....i hadnt really thought of it from the birds point of view But your second point we,ll beg to differ ..... they feel wrong,move and look wrong....infact the only time they look good is when they,re covered in clothes. Nah paying for your mrs to have fake bristols is half way to paying for a sex doll.....and you dont even have to talk to a sex doll ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaff 3,414 Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 An old mate of mine his wife had a set she was a pretty blonde flat chested but a nice sort. Well they stopped coming in the pub for a while after a couple of months in they walked with her sporting a couple of d cups well the whole pub went quiet and were fixated by her new jugs. Resulting in her husband having to have words with a few lads about starring at her. Bless her she told my Mrs that it has given her so much more confidence when talking to people 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 6,837 Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 I reckon if id have spent a few grand on surgery for my mrs id have got her one of them designer vaginas before i got her a new pair of tits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 41 minutes ago, Chaff said: An old mate of mine his wife had a set she was a pretty blonde flat chested but a nice sort. Well they stopped coming in the pub for a while after a couple of months in they walked with her sporting a couple of d cups well the whole pub went quiet and were fixated by her new jugs. Resulting in her husband having to have words with a few lads about starring at her. Bless her she told my Mrs that it has given her so much more confidence when talking to people Yeah but were they making eye contact with her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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