scothunter 12,609 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Nah i think the flies will be thinking "they must be israeli bees their hoarding money instead of honey " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 What would you rather bee or a wasp? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 A chunk of pineapple heals mouth ulcers better than any medicine you can buy ! (And women with big ar5es live longer than men who point it out !) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Old unwanted phone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of the people you don't know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kinkell 787 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Just tried the bag of water thingy in my fly infested old glass porch totally unbelievable all gone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,544 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Calling your new girlfriend by your old girlfriends name during sex, will make you single 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,423 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 26 minutes ago, mushroom said: Calling your new girlfriend by your old girlfriends name during sex, will make you single Makes for an exciting ride, hold on tight Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 27,447 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 2 hours ago, mushroom said: Calling your new girlfriend by your old girlfriends name during sex, will make you single own up now ...you shouted out "give it to me Dave"... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,544 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 54 minutes ago, TOMO said: own up now ...you shouted out "give it to me Dave"... It was actually Glen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,676 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 20 hours ago, scothunter said: Apparently flying a swastika will keep Jews away Have you ever noticed Flying an orange standard outside your house attracts Fenians Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,384 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Sporting a balaclava, sandals and a rucksack will ensure you get a seat on the tube ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Hope that guy washed his hands 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jackknife 824 Posted July 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 After couple day's research iv now designed the mark 2 model. Upgraded the bag so should last lot longer. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Apparently , the "bag of water as fly repellent" actually works, and there is some science behind it. Basically, light refracts through the water and, because of the fly's compound eyes, it's like a thousand disco glitter balls dazzling it, all at once. Who'd have thought it ? (Not sure why the coins are necessary, though.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,101 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Get one of those electric rackets .Mate reckons it's very theroputic . 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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