Jackknife 820 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 To resolve even more daft problem..... Loads fly's in the house what with patio doors open every hour of the present heat wave. Solution,fill a carry bag with water add a few pennies hang by the door job done,not a single fly in the house this past couple days. Apparently supposed to resemble a bees next with the pennies being the potential occupants (so I'm led to believe lol). 100% works they steer clear...........mental lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,838 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 why would flys be afraid of bees??? you just wanted to see how many of us filled up bags and hung them outside 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,118 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Cats are terrified of cucumbers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,032 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 The best way to keep flies out of the front room is to keep a bucket of dogshit in the kitchen, works every time for me. 1 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,415 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 51 minutes ago, EDDIE B said: Cats are terrified of cucumbers But Pussies love them. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,118 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 If a dog pisses on the floor, stick his nose in it. Tried it with the young lad the other day, and he's still pissin all over the feckin house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 I just bought one of those snap screen's great can leave back door open till late at night. No midges flies wasps can get in 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Why are they called blowjobs when they are the exact opposite, was it a woman who invented the name in the hope that we wouldn't insist on them........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Jackknife said: To resolve even more daft problem..... Loads fly's in the house what with patio doors open every hour of the present heat wave. Solution,fill a carry bag with water add a few pennies hang by the door job done,not a single fly in the house this past couple days. Apparently supposed to resemble a bees next with the pennies being the potential occupants (so I'm led to believe lol). 100% works they steer clear...........mental lol My Mrs done that a few years ago and it didn't work and my mates ripped the piss out of me when I told them what it was for, fly's hate lavender try some of that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Kerny92 said: Why are they called blowjobs when they are the exact opposite, was it a woman who invented the name in the hope that we wouldn't insist on them........ Can you remember you're first blowjob. If so what did it taste like. 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: Can you remember you're first blowjob. If so what did it taste like. Very metallic, i bit my tongue in the excitement and bled like a pig...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,568 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Apparently, conkers keep spiders away........... (And you can stop bread from drying out by storing it in a bucket of water.) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Mint is meant to keep ants away as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Apparently flying a swastika will keep Jews away 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Do you think the flys are looking at the bag and thinking. Feck me them bees have started free diving. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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