myersbg 1,355 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 On 02/06/2018 at 11:55, socks said: I am practically a saint ...... bullshit!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 My cousin done me for over a monkey the other month. He never even bothered to try and pay it back. How embarassing for a fully grown man. Got him out the shit and does you a turn like that... . Told him poke it up his arse changed my number and will never talk to him again ever. With some people everythings one way ... take take take ... best 560 pound ive ever spent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 What type of monkey was it ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Just now, socks said: What type of monkey was it ....... Indonesian mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: My cousin done me for over a monkey the other month. He never even bothered to try and pay it back. How embarassing for a fully grown man. Got him out the shit and does you a turn like that... . Told him poke it up his arse changed my number and will never talk to him again ever. With some people everythings one way ... take take take ... best 560 pound ive ever spent. He got 560 off you and never has to listen to your shire talk ever again,he done well. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 54 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: He got 560 off you and never has to listen to your shire talk ever again,he done well. How do we join this club? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,362 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 22 hours ago, stumfelter said: Do imaginary friends count? Give over stephen fry lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 hour ago, peterhunter86 said: He got 560 off you and never has to listen to your shire talk ever again,he done well. Have a day off you f***ing mongrell 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 17 hours ago, South hams hunter said: How do we join this club? Gota be under 25 stone mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 I’m a bit of a c**t in general so that usually discourages a good percentage of mates, so the ones I’ve got now I can actually count on and trust. A couple from here and a few from growing up suits me fine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 20 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: Gota be under 25 stone mate Glad I lost that 2 pound last week 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh_red 4,307 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 17 hours ago, mattyg said: I’m a bit of a c**t in general so that usually discourages a good percentage of mates, so the ones I’ve got now I can actually count on and trust. A couple from here and a few from growing up suits me fine. Some of my best friends are absolute c**ts , but you speak as you find and I get on great with them. One guy who people would cross the street to avoid him and would cry if he moved next door is great . If he walked into a pub and seen my old doddery grandad sitting in the corner of a pub having a pint I can guarantee he'd go over and have a nice sensible chat to him for 5 mins then be on his way. Also when my boy came to watch me play football he'd take time out to have a little kick about with him and try teach him something etc. Then 30 mins later he's snarling on the pitch and kicking lumps into strikers and being a general arsehole to every single opposition player . But after the game he'd sit and chat with my Mrs and kids talking about the kids school and holidays and other normal shit . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,892 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Can't fill the fingers on one hand with mates I truly trust..... Nobody loves you when your pockets are broke..... Everybody loves you when your pockets are buff.... Loads of fine weather friends..... The sort that are about when they want something from you..... Stopped asking anyone for help yrs ago..... Then the cnuts can't let you down..... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,276 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Wait till someone close dies in a family and leaves a pound or two, brings out the worst of everybody and shows that even close blood relatives have a large streak of selfish b*****d running through there body,s and will step on you if it suits there agenda, treat everyone equally, don't trust none of them, and hate them all the same, 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 20 minutes ago, Greyman said: Wait till someone close dies in a family and leaves a pound or two, Try listening to them divvying up the guy's stuff before he's dead. Dementia is a horrible disease made worse by the vultures. 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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