dytkos 17,536 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Whenever my Mrs interviewed for a chef she always asked if they could prepare game. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,536 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, WILF said: f**k sake, they will be a bundle of chuckles!........3 months and you will be saying to yourself “why did I employ this boring c**t !” Borings good if they are efficient and do the job you want to the standards you want, lot of tossers out there. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,120 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Bet if she had a big pair of tits, you wouldn't give a shit if she had PETA tatoo'd across her forehead! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,630 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 In the building recession in 1981 I had a ground works business and was told my prices were to be cut by 20% well as I were now paying my lads more than I was earning myself told them to stuff it. The old saying if you pay peanut you get monkeys, Asked me what you going to do, Just watch I said wrote a cheque out for every body off hired the machines loaded my tools and drove of site. Sorry now to the point had no job cut my nose of to spite my face, but would have gone bust if not. Went for a job in a factory. Now the SS human resources interview, "so you employed people" 'Yes" "have you ever sacked anybody?" "yes" "Why" "because he upset all the lads and then were nearly fighting each other he was a bad apple" " how did you do it? " " wrote out a cheque for a days pay even though it was midday and asked him to leave" " could you not have give him another chance" " no". Didn't get the job then. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 41 minutes ago, dytkos said: Borings good if they are efficient and do the job you want to the standards you want, lot of tossers out there. Cheers, D. f**k that, if you are employing then employ a “booby girl” with giant great tits......dont matter if she can read or write, add up, spell her own name......much better than some theatre going gardening fanatic who only eats lettuce and probably is as ugly as f***ing sin ! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shovel shy 4,032 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 When I last updated my cv with the job centre place,I put down hunting and fishing as hobbies..they changed it to OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES. Had to argue with the little cnut to change it.which he did but I had to go through his supervisor. Wnkers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
myersbg 1,355 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Worked for over 40yrs never had a cv, when i was in the building game and started for firms some would say you can start on 3 months trial, i uused to say " no chance, you will know by the end of the day if you want to keep me and iwill know if i want to stop " i have never been out of work. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 hours ago, walshie said: These people seem to think you have to be a pasty faced weedy veggie to be an animal lover. I'm an animal lover and I looooove meat. I love mine in gravy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisJones 7,973 Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Jonjon79 said: The rest of the CV is actually pretty good - it's just that curve ball at the end. I imagine she won't like me putting rabbits and pigeons in the fridge when I've been out before work. Ask her if because vegetarian is listed as a hobby does that mean she's just f*ck*ng around with it? Before you offer the rabbit and squirrel dish. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted May 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 9 hours ago, WILF said: f**k that, if you are employing then employ a “booby girl” with giant great tits......dont matter if she can read or write, add up, spell her own name......much better than some theatre going gardening fanatic who only eats lettuce and probably is as ugly as f***ing sin ! See, that's the thing, I couldn't give a monkeys what her tits look like or how she performs with golf balls and garden hose - I need someone that can do my job when I'm not here, keep the rest of the team in check, think for themselves and, most importantly, get results 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said: See, that's the thing, I couldn't give a monkeys what her tits look like or how she performs with golf balls and garden hose - I need someone that can do my job when I'm not here, keep the rest of the team in check, think for themselves and, most importantly, get results But if you had 2 suitably qualified applicants that could do the job and one had big tits, who would you go for? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted May 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 25 minutes ago, walshie said: But if you had 2 suitably qualified applicants that could do the job and one had big tits, who would you go for? The one with the tits of course ....... If she's capable of doing the job and has big tits, that's a bonus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDDIE B 3,120 Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 35 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said: See, that's the thing, I couldn't give a monkeys what her tits look like or how she performs with golf balls and garden hose - I need someone that can do my job when I'm not here, keep the rest of the team in check, think for themselves and, most importantly, get results How the f**k could you expect her to sit around all day scratching her balls. Impossible task for a woman! 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted May 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 29 minutes ago, John d said: What job is it? Assistant Manager of a DIY type shop. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 7,956 Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Drop your C.V. in has now become the most common saying even for unskilled low paid jobs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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