Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 anyone have a vegan wife 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 has anyone got a wife who can bite off more than she can chew sorry its been a long hard day at work,i need some humour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 4 hours ago, stop.end said: Where would you... scothunter...chris jones or born hunter even get time to get blow jobs.. yous are never off this thing talking pure shite..scrap born hunter in that...we all know hes as queer as fcuk.. You tell em stop end now were do you get them fox guiding pigeon cartridges from pm if you prefer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,467 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 13 hours ago, dave88 said: No one gets blowjobs when they want...I call bullshit lol. I put 'blowjob' on my Xmas list and still didn't get one haha An orange a few nuts and a small toy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,100 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 19 hours ago, Jonjon79 said: ....... know what the 14th of March is but, none of them could tell me when St Georges day is Just seen this, so I've sent my misses a copy she's at work it will be interesting to see what she's got to say during her dinner break 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 4 hours ago, trigger2 said: Just seen this, so I've sent my misses a copy she's at work it will be interesting to see what she's got to say during her dinner break Hopefully she won’t call you ,whilst her mouths full...... with her lunch ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,100 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said: Hopefully she won’t call you ,whilst her mouths full...... with her lunch ? It's worked I am onto a winner. She sent me a txt saying get me a bottle of wine then 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Just now, trigger2 said: It's worked I am onto a winner. She sent me a txt saying get me a bottle of wine then Winner winner steak dinner ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 32 minutes ago, trigger2 said: It's worked I am onto a winner. She sent me a txt saying get me a bottle of wine then Didn't work for me...only text I f***ing got was this.... 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 On 13/03/2018 at 18:04, dave88 said: Why are you such a miserable f***ing c**t...all you do is come on here and slate everyone...f**k off with that other c**t Peter Leemooch...you really are a f***ing bellend. Don't beat round the bush lad ... how dya feel? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 It' cos I'm not getting a steak or a blowy mate...venting my frustration lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackdog92 2,047 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Got the steak out the way...? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
delswal 3,817 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 11 hours ago, trigger2 said: It's worked I am onto a winner. She sent me a txt saying get me a bottle of wine then Get the blow job first, odds are she will drink the wine and fall asleep holding the empty bottle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave88 1,565 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 minute ago, delswal said: Get the blow job first, odds are she will drink the wine and fall asleep holding the empty bottle Stick it in her mouth anyway....a deals a deal 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,100 Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Just now, delswal said: Get the blow job first, odds are she will drink the wine and fall asleep holding the empty bottle She's a woman of her word when she makes a promise like that mate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.