Blackbriar 8,568 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 It all started with hair gel, coloured trousers and untucked shirts......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 its blokes who dont do any manual work they have time to exfoliate and spray tan they eat salads because they carry weight if they eat normal food like fry ups & beef dripping ... they dont burn the calories off sat looking at a pc screen & become fat fuckers .. the lads who do a physical job are to tired to bother with this metrosexual caper because there f****d & asleep 8 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 On 2/27/2018 at 22:15, C556 said: That is it excalty kay. And two hours a day at the gym is not hard work. They walk around like preened peacocks showing off. Do women really fancy these type of lads now. Over the more rugged man. Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, jetro said: That is it excalty kay. And two hours a day at the gym is not hard work. They walk around like preened peacocks showing off. Do women really fancy these type of lads now. Over the more rugged man. Atb j I have to admit I have always preferred blokes with that '' lived in look'' There always to tired to want to make idle convo about things like '' spread sheets '' I rather have a bloke who smells of swarfega & carbolic than '' satchel man'' who can recite the ingredient list of '' cleanse & polish '' & the new Elimis range 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kay said: I have to admit I have always preferred blokes with that '' lived in look'' There always to tired to want to make idle convo about things like '' spread sheets '' I rather have a bloke who smells of swarfega & carbolic than '' satchel man'' who can recite the ingredient list of '' cleanse & polish '' & the new Elimis range So a real man is your preferred choice. Not a ken doll ?? Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 8 hours ago, ChrisJones said: Lad at work carries one. Hardly surprising as his jeans are that tight he can't get anything in the pockets. What are you carrying that for? It's a satchel It's a f*ck*ng purse. You're not going anywhere with me with that f*ck*ng thing... It’s a satchel , Indiana Jones has one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 A bunch of bloke's moaning like women about bloke's been to feminine, you couldn't make it up. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 On 27/02/2018 at 22:38, jetro said: And the clothes they wear is ridiculous. Skinny jeans and tight tee shirts. Was shopping for some clothes last week and bearly found a proper pair of jeans. Atb j Even worse here in BCN! Wilf you're right mate, although I am partial to a bit of salad with my kilo of T-bone or whatever else I'm having. Only for the roughage mind ? I do not own skinny jeans, my beard is shit and I talk to women because I want to get laid, not because I'm interested in their period cycle ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: A bunch of bloke's moaning like women about bloke's been to feminine, you couldn't make it up. Ooh! 'Ark at 'er! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,210 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 20 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Football wankers mate when in played the end of season awards was in the dressing room and a few cans before a social club Doo . Now it’s like my local side are Real Madrid, all suits and skinny ties with their wives and that there was talk a while back of getting this years into the local living magazine glad my puma kings are buried at the back of my locker at work ! I’m only 36, I Work and mingle with low to mid twenties lads at work dat in day out but I feel like I’ve lsnded on another planet at times . When mecand the wife go out, we feel ancient and she scrubs up well as well! Looking seriously at going to one of those over thirties nights for our anniversary, ffs what happened !? I'm 41 mate, and going in town destroys me... like yourself the Mrs is a very smart fashionable sort, I personally can't be assed anymore lol.. end of season do's were great, mini bus down to Torquay, normal shit 20 or so lads get up too... nowadays no one talks to each, I'm sure the text the barman when they want a drink ffs!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,469 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Its just young men being slaves to the vagaries of fashion ,its happened throughout the ages ,and in twenty years those same skinny ,beardy blokes will be moaning about the latest trend ,moaning about when men used to be men . 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,558 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Last time we went out new kid , we were literally the only ones dancing To the band , everyone else was busy hash tagging themselves on Instagram lol once upon a time me and herloved nothing more than gym , tea , drip the kids off at nannas and up the town until the sun came up.ive lost count how many sundays I lost in a coma when I met her . Nowadays bank holidays is a babercue after a dog walk at a beach . We did Lowestoft , Great Yarmouth and a few places closer to home last summer . I wouldndt thank you for a night out these days 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,369 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 57 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Last time we went out new kid , we were literally the only ones dancing To the band , everyone else was busy hash tagging themselves on Instagram lol once upon a time me and herloved nothing more than gym , tea , drip the kids off at nannas and up the town until the sun came up.ive lost count how many sundays I lost in a coma when I met her . Nowadays bank holidays is a babercue after a dog walk at a beach . We did Lowestoft , Great Yarmouth and a few places closer to home last summer . I wouldndt thank you for a night out these days I love them gin parties up at ufford and Easton great gatherings lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Astanley said: Its just young men being slaves to the vagaries of fashion ,its happened throughout the ages ,and in twenty years those same skinny ,beardy blokes will be moaning about the latest trend ,moaning about when men used to be men . How many different genres have you moaned about then our Stan? ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,210 Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Kay said: its blokes who dont do any manual work they have time to exfoliate and spray tan they eat salads because they carry weight if they eat normal food like fry ups & beef dripping ... they dont burn the calories off sat looking at a pc screen & become fat fuckers .. the lads who do a physical job are to tired to bother with this metrosexual caper because there f****d & asleep Wrong... I've a small scaffold firmthey are the biggest poofs I know, shaped beards... crap haircuts, shit tats, skinny lattes and moisturiser all round... it's a generation thing... my face is testament to a lot of hours on sites and a distinct lack of moisturiser lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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